Are you too a shark-fearing exhibitionist? then why not join

H.R.A.S.C.

H2G2 Researchers Against Swimming Costumes.

It is a well-documented fact that 99.99999% of shark attacks occur when the victim is wearing a swimming-costume or other item of clothing during, and prior to the attack. It doesn't take Deep-Thought to realise that there is a link here. We here at HRASC believe that this evil carnivorous fish threat can be eliminated from our lives by removing the one common element in each attack - the swiming costume. So join today. DOWN WITH THE SWIMMING COSTUMES!

What do H.R.A.S.C. actually do then?

H.R.A.S.C. are working to reduce the amount of shark attacks in the world by the gradual abolition of swimwear worldwide. This is being carried out in the following ways:
1) Boycotting shops known to be encouraging the purchasing of swimwear.
2) Demonstrating outside/Firebombing factories envolved in the manufacture of swimwear.
3) And obviously confiscating the swimwear of anyone found to be wearing it.

Swimwear? What's that then?

The term swimwear includes: Bikinis, Trikinis, the-other-ones-in-one-peice, goggles, those-rubber-head-things, flippers, snorkels, trunks, nose-plugs and flip-flops.

Where do H.R.A.S.C. operate?

Generally around The H2G2 Beach, but operatives also occasionally extend their range to cover The H2G2 Pool and also The Lifeguard Station.
However, as these areas expand into new forums (or just mutate far beyond their original intentions), they become very hard to link to, so you may have better luck at The H2G2 Waterworks & Beach.
Just generally anywhere on H2G2 where there is water and a posibility of a shark attack is high.¹

So how do I join this incredible organisation?

Just go to The sign-up sheet and leave me a message. And then a whole world of wonderment awaits you!

List of Members

Here is a list of current members. As a new member you get your name here AND a link to your page. (As well as the right to confiscate skimpies at will from sunbathers).

In time, I may make a posh certificate for you to put on your site, so no-one can complain when you steal their bikini/trunks/both.

Due to a request from bluDragon, we are now doing joint 'family memberships' too. Get the whole clan to join!