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Welcome fellow researcher (or passer by) biggrin

I am a human male and I have travelled round the sun thirty-four times. I love books and strawberries but my overwhelming love is for a woman. Fortunately, she loves me too but I still sneak off to read books and eat strawberries!

I like cats, crosswords, stout, cigarettes rolled by my own hand, football, cactuses and ants.

I hate cucumber and intolerance but I cannot tolerate cucumber winkeye.

Oh, and I'm scared of dogs.

Van cheers



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