h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where the hell you been ? I've been missing you my friend, I know health might have been a reason of course, but I'd prefer a different reason

It is good to be back but I'm still getting used to logging in frequently. I seem to spend most of my time online checking emails for job news and logging in to facebook to play Scrabble!

It was a real shock to hear about your son's accident. He's obviously inherited your major-accident gene Seriously though, it was a shock and it made me realise that it's all very well to think of a friend and assume everything's rosy but that doesn't help my friend. I'm not sure what I could have done, and reading through your thread and looking at some of the pics it looks like prof jnr's doing ok, but that isn't the point. You were dealing with that and I thought me not being able to find a job was a bit shit. I admire you no end

All I can say is that I'll email my phone number so that if you ever do need my help you can get me straight away and I will do my very best for you. I don't expect you to call my mobile cos a Yorkshireman wouldn't waste the money when a text is cheaper but you'll get a quicker response than email

Take good care my friend and I'm sorry that there are times when I don't cut IT.
Van

Van, on all accounts mateI value your friendship most dearly and I thank you (as received) your email and trust in sending me those details(manly)
The same goes for me, as I'm I'm "here" if you need a shoulder etc at any time

A week could possibly be the longest manly ever recorded!
I know you know that I didn't mean not to call but I'd still expect a Yorkshireman to reverse the charges and as an honourary Yorkshireman I wouldn't accept

Thank you for being "here".

I still hope we will meet before too long

I still hope we will meet before too long = you can bet on it

I don't reverse chargesI use semaphore flags, it's even cheaper