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Best way to be anti-social in an open-plan office.
Alfster Posted Feb 17, 2011
< I relish tucking into things that make other people heave>
Paula Radcliffe's crotch after the London Marathon.
Best way to be anti-social in an open-plan office.
gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Feb 17, 2011
YUK!!!!
3Dots!!
GT
Best way to be anti-social in an open-plan office.
toybox Posted Feb 17, 2011
It is a bit unsettling to see that you can detect those who have anti-social cubicle experience and those who don't 
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Effers;England. Posted Feb 17, 2011
On the first day, bring in some oysters..get in early and set about opening them. Then put one each on saucers, making sure none of the salty liquor is spilt so the oyster is nicely swimming in it, complete with crushed ice surround, lemon wedge and a small thimble of tabasco. Put one on everyone's desk with a note saying, 'A little something from Twiglet to celebrate that we are now one big happy family in the Open plan'
I'd love you for it..but they might be slightly disturbed...
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The Twiggster Posted Feb 17, 2011
Taff:
fresh fish behind radiators is for amateurs. When it comes to polluting the air, I'm not merely a professional - I'm chartered.
You have, however, stimulated a few ideas... I can easily synthesise butyric acid and pyridine...
Best way to be anti-social in an open-plan office.
gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Feb 17, 2011
Get hold of a couple of those really annoying 'Desk Toys', the ones with steel balls that clack-clack endlessly.
Then set them going at different timings!!!!!
GT
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TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office Posted Feb 17, 2011
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Feb 17, 2011
Just how much fun can you have mixing Carbon, Hydrogen and Nitrogen????
GT
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toybox Posted Feb 18, 2011
Hmmm...
http://dilbert.com/2011-02-18/
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Feb 18, 2011
""When it comes to polluting the air, I'm not merely a professional - I'm chartered.""
there is a paste of some iodine compound, someone will know here!!!, as a paste its stable , when it dries its mildly explosive, cracker type BANGs!!, you spread it on the inside of doors and close the doors, it dries and when people open doors.......BANG!!!!!!
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Feb 18, 2011
""When it comes to polluting the air, I'm not merely a professional - I'm chartered.""
remember office furniture is mostly hollow, and if you can tuck the odd bits of fish inside the bosses desk, it'll take longer than the radiator, but he will probably never find it
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 18, 2011
Cultivate a really nasty boil. Make sure you 'accidentally' burst it in the office in full view of people. Saw it happen once. Saw the person sat opposite deposit their breakfast all over their keyboard immediately afterwards.
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Icy North Posted Feb 18, 2011
Aren't you the keyboard Mr Fix-it, Mr D? 
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Vip Posted Feb 18, 2011
This is prime Entry stuff. Unless anyone has any objections, I might try and make a Collaborative out of it.
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 18, 2011
Good plan Vip... I'm happy to have my name and ideas put into an Entry.
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Alfster Posted Feb 18, 2011
Whacky synchronisation with Dilbert at the moment.
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The Twiggster Posted Feb 18, 2011
Taff, you are referring to nitrogen triiodide.
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Feb 18, 2011
Not sure if anyone's mentioned this yet...
Start a rubber band war...
Once it gets underway, cheat:
http://m.neatorama.com/2006/11/09/rubber-band-machine-gun
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Deadangel - Still not dead, just! Posted Feb 18, 2011
Yup. Post 85. I still want one. 
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Geggs Posted Feb 18, 2011
My four-year-old son currently has a habit of shouting "I need a wee-wee" before running in the direction of the nearest toilet. Replicating this in the office could be interesting.
Or informing your collegues of your bowel movement in colourful detail after the event.
Or just roundly abusing anyone who comes near you, informing them of all their annoying habits, or just copying them.
There's one guy in our office who sighs loudly. After a few weeks of this we all started sighing loudly as well, in turn. He hasn't stopped, but it's more entertaining now.
Geggs
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