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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7461

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I bruise pretty easily too smiley - wah a pity relaly... as I can sometimes end up looking like I've just done a twelve round boxing match smiley - blushsmiley - ermsmiley - whistle


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Post 7462

Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry!

My legs are the only part of me that bruises easily; I always have bruised shins, no matter what. I think a lot of it is because I'm a clumsy thing smiley - laugh.

I know what (argh, whoever it was on the last page smiley - sorry) said about needing a bit of smiley - smoochsmiley - tickle to get over a hard day at w*rk... oh yes, I'll second that. Nothing like an evening's snuggling up in bed to make you forget all about it smiley - biggrin.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7463

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

off out soon for a weekend of peni exercising smiley - blushsmiley - winkeyesmiley - roflsmiley - ermsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - run


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Post 7464

Joyika

Yeah, there's nowt like a good hard screw..........some people have quite violent intercourse........oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh. what a stress buster.smiley - bubblysmiley - choc

I believe the Americans have more energetic + violent fun than we do.......I'll have to jump the Puddle + find out, ooooooohhhhh

I bet Cabin crew have a great time, ooooohhhhhhhh a screw in each time zone, Good Golly........

Remember........half the world are born basta#!s, some of the rest of us just don't know what we aresmiley - tea..........he he he

Wattaraysmiley - biggrinsmiley - laughsmiley - smileysmiley - chocsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - magic


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7465

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes more violent? smiley - erm don't know aobut that smiley - handcuffssmiley - bruisedsmiley - run


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Post 7466

Kittybriton

That's the idea smiley - loveblush, put him on a leash and make sure he obeys every command.smiley - handcuffs


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Post 7467

Serephina

I thought that was what love was smiley - winkeye


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7468

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

still smiling, after this mornings tussle, and its only saturday...... might try and go for a sunday morning this evening if you get my drift! smiley - rofl


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7469

Joyika

oh yes, mornig glory can last a while.........

Ohhhhh I'm doing it with 2 women soon, oooohhhhhhhh. Forget the football, forget work, forget it all.......

Wattaray........smiley - biggrinsmiley - coolsmiley - oksmiley - hug


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Post 7470

swl

Been saving for a while then? smiley - tongueincheek


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Post 7471

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

had a nice morning, this morning, still smismiley - smileyling!


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Post 7472

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I return after my weekend away smiley - blush bruised and sore in places smiley - erm I probably shouldn't elabourate on where exactly in particularly it is sore smiley - ermsmiley - ermsmiley - blushsmiley - blushsmiley - handcuffs and Isn't sex in the morning great smiley - blush and in the mid morning, and at midday, and early afternoon, and midafternoon and late afternoon, and early evening, and mid evening, and late evening, and nightht time sex too are also all quite good smiley - blushsmiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7473

Serephina

Damn slut smiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7474

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Moi? smiley - blush oh... yeh... smiley - dohsmiley - blush Yet again the taxi managed to arrive whilst we were still busy on my way back this morning smiley - blushsmiley - snorksmiley - evilgrinsmiley - blush I keep thinking it must be night time already at not that long till bedtime as I'm so worn out smiley - sleepy I can't bluddy concentrate on anything either and I've a load of stuf I want to try and get done smiley - blush


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Post 7475

zendevil


I would have a nice soothing Radox bath if i were you dear. Can't have your joints seizing up can we?

smiley - tongueincheek

zdt


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Post 7476

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I've managed to wake up a bit smiley - blushsmiley - coffeesmiley - coffeesmiley - coffeesmiley - coffeesmiley - erm been doing a tadge more recording on the PC between checking out audio interfaces that I'm considering buying smiley - 2centssmiley - ermsmiley - blush still sore in places though smiley - blushsmiley - droolsmiley - handcuffssmiley - wah


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Post 7477

Joyika

Yeah the bath idea is a good one. Take some Brufen + get back to it I say. I got work issues which have killed my mood dead........but a holiday beckons soon, so I'll hopefully get my spirits lifted.

Wattaraysmiley - biggrinsmiley - laugh


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Post 7478

Brown Eyed Girl

Girly was just over smiley - biggrinsmiley - ermexcept I'm going through a rough patch at the moment, think the thyroid's playing up again, so I wasn't in the mood for anything and I cried smiley - sadface but she just held me and it was all good.


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Post 7479

airscotia-back by popular demand

smiley - hug That's nice.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7480

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - hug nice, just the ticket sometimes! smiley - smiley


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