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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7501

Serephina

It is good exericise


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7502

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

16 calories a smiley - snork my excuse is you just have to keep at it to lose weightsmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7503

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yeh, a few more weekend long sessions where we're so all over each ohter we kinda forget to eat anyhow, and I should drop another waist size smiley - magicsmiley - blush


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7504

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7505

Serephina

It depends on how energetic you are , what positions n how many you go through etc


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7506

Beatrice

Ok team, so which position/ activity uses the most calories then? smiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7507

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

watching TV uses nothing smiley - laugh


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7508

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Depends what you're watching. Mucho calorific action in the old self-lovin'.

(I've just avoided reading a 300+ post backlog!)


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7509

swl

2 posts modded? Did I miss something?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7510

Serephina

umm most calorie burning position.. shalll we try them all out with a calorie counter thingy? smiley - bigeyes


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7511

swl

Where do you attach the calorie counter thingy?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7512

Serephina

to a wrist ? smiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7513

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

What, on one of the leather cuffs? Won't the studs scratch it?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7514

Serephina

some of us prefer fur or silk restraints smiley - winkeye


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7515

Beatrice

Cue for an old joke - standing up in a hammock.

Any personal experiences there?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7516

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Pah! You got no nadgers woman!


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7517

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

That was a reply to Serephina, but I'd guess you haven't got any nadgers either, LS!


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7518

Serephina

nope, thats 'why' im a woman


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7519

Beatrice

*checks for existance of nadgers*


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 7520

Serephina

mine have gone out for the night


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