h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't get in to arguements. I just do exactly waht I'm told, and if I do wrong I accept the punishment with the timidity and guilt of a little kitten

Tart

You want that reference or not? time to start being nice to me me? a tart? I've never heard such an unfounded totally nonsese.... hang on... oh bug heard ain't I/?

Got to agree with RJR, it's much more fun when you're both relaxed... Mind you, we don't really row that much as such - not screaming at each other, anyway. Usually it's me being sulky (I'm good at sulky, especially at PMT time ) or him being a bit grumpy, but it usually lasts less than 10 minutes before we make up .

Swinging? Nope. Never tried it, and I know we wouldn't want to; I'm his and he's mine, and that's the way we like it .

That said, I did see an 'interesting' swing for sale on eBay... that'd be a whole new definition of the term .

its a term of endearment darling





just dont tell them about the time i wandered off without you cos i forgot your problem

I've never swung, but I've often fantasised about it...but that, I think, is where it belongs and stays.

Feeling oddly odd tonight...

RF

never swung either dont think i could but back to make up sex try it and see sometimes its fun just to start an argumnet for some great make up sex

Hmm....hate to break this to you 2legs, but in my vast experience of pussy owning, i have never yet come across a kitten who is either guilty or timid when confronted with wrongdoing.

Usually they are with delight at all the trouble they can cause.

I think you'd better go & sit on the stairs & reconsider your attitude, hold your hands out...there we areOne or other of us will be along later to torment you.

Maybe

zdt

Can I have a go at him with my night stick? Or am I still on the step from, ooh, several months ago?

Oh, go on then. Beat him daddy Oh, 8 to the bar. Knockin on heavens door & all that. Eric clapped on, never mind, there are clinics to deal with these things.

The bar, the bar, where is it? Mine's a stiffie please. And I will have a while you're at it. No on second thoughts, I'll have one before & after, it makes the sheets all sticky.

zdt

Right dildo peeps, naughty little zendevil just got herself a blog site, blame Roymondo , he led me astray. It's official title is "zendevil bites" & since "bite" means "willy" in frog has caused raised eyebrows from viking.

So if this thread dies or gets beaten into submission (down 2legs, down i said) we can continue being naughty people on there.

http://wwwzendevil-terri.blogspot.com



zdt

*sits on stairs looking guilty* - Just got back from pub, drinking titanic iceburg (several), summer lightening, Ridlies prospect, Morehouse pride of somethignaruther, (severl) old speckled hen (severeal), entire stout (severl lus we had a take out), morehouse somethign I've had efore (several), black dog bitter (several), plus another one I forget the name of (several plus a take out), plus bafk to my mates, with the takeouts plus cier cider cider and a smoke or two or three or something ,erm> what was the question?

Have you been to the toilet yet?

Go on, you *know* it's the wise thing to do before you pass out in a stupor.

zdt

>What about urinating?<


I think that's ok, so long as you put your hand up first.

hmph. I meant urinating after the deed.

everybody does it dont they

>> I meant urinating after the deed. <<

>> everybody does it dont they <<

Well, eventually. But not necessarily immediately.

RF

But why waste it all.... when you could be having water sports fun I'll get me coat

Surely a coat would defeat the point?