h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for Decathlon.

Store badly laid out, items hanging on racks too high for me to reach, many items not priced, and some items going through the scanner at the wrong price, forcing me to ask the assistant to check them all and process my refund - she didnt even respond when I told her I appreciated her taking the time to do this!

I wont be hurrying back.

The clue's in the name - shopping there's not meant to be *easy*.

There certainly seemed to be about 10 obstacles to making a purchase!

I blame 2legs for putting me slightly on the wrong side the sobriety boundary.

And for the Chinese I'm thinking about getting

I blame 2legs for the toast I am thinking of making, for supper, and for the mess I made today, and for the housework I did, before making the mess, and for the cleaning I then had to do after making the mess oh, and for people who ring my doorbell whilst I'm eating egg and bacon I also blame 2legs for the UK Spring being more winter like than I'd prefer

I blame 2legs for clinical rounds, malfunctioning software, disinterested junior and my having to start to work before seven this morning and my most probably having to stay late this evening.

I blame 2legs for the continueing cold and wet and for men who come and dig the road up whilst your in a shop, and thereby block of the enterence you'd just walked through a few minutes before

Gosh 2legs. I'm glad you got home OK. That's a horrible thing to happen even if you are sighted! What is WRONG with those workmen?

I was with William... the enterence they'd blocked, wasn't the shop we'd walked into (I didn't write that very well), it was the enterence at the back of the shopping centre, which we'd walked out of to get to the shop we'd been in... if that makes sense we'd walked out the shopping centre, had a cigarette, standing just outside it, then walked round the corner, to the Polish supermarket, then, we came out of the supermarket, adn headed back to the same enterence, at the back of the shopping centr;e so we could walk through it, out of the way of the wind, and jsut wehre we'd stood having a cigarette, the ground was being dug up

I also blame 2legs for the person, walking backwards, near the market, who nearly* walked straight into me

I blame2legs for it being the 2nd day of spring, and there still being acres of snow.

I blame 2legs for it being either the first or second day of spring (according to the discussion over this on Radio Four the other day), and it still being freezing cold and no sign of any sun

I also blame 2legs for vast amounts of bread dough

I blame 2legs for what I've done to my finger with the cheese grater while preparing carrots for dinner

I blame 2legs for me elvis-ing this site about 5 years ago. I blame him for my just-this-minute return and I blame him for the motivation for my return being specifically to blame him for it.

Welcome back!

I blame 2legs for long unplanned shifts at w*rk, pout kittehs, microwaved asparagus soup, overtiredness due to unexpected 11- 12 hr shifts almost daily lately, my having to get up early tomorrow morning to start another long shift and far too many more or less urgent assignments.

Further I blame him for long almost unreadable sentences and my fumbleness with the new shiny mac keyboard.

Thanks!

Ooh! It's a wild guess... There was something nagging at me, a feeling I hadn't been pleasantly lost in a bizarre junk-shop of wit, hoover-related eccentricity and esoteric knowledge for a while.

Also that 2legs has been sneaking into my house and performing satanic morris dances

That sounds like grounds for legal action.

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I can't sleep cos I'm too excited about Shtuff.

While I hesitate to blame 2legs for keeping me too excited to sleep, I've blamed him for everything else, so...

I glame too legs for the inpercetigle freap of the carpet monster frorm the goverments mouth. and for te vast amount of supper I had, afetre going out and gettin gdrunk...
and.... welcome back!

I blame 2legs for my dreams last night: the appartment we will move to in May had a huge hole in the living room floor, covered by a trapdoor. It led to a large system of tunnels...
And the other dream: A computer game in which you are a mosquito that hast to sting people.