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I wasn't suggesting that! Just saying... like... you know... sometimes your all 'positioned' and ... busy.... and its really good... really nice... feeling good... and then.... par way through... You sugddenly get cramp... maybe in a leg.... maybe in an arm maybe in an awkardly positioned foot, on the floor... or perhaps even in one's ribs, or chest, or neck depending on angles and position, naturally and... procedings have to hault.... temporally.... due to the cramp can be very annoying.... Mind, not quite as bad as if a rope slips, or you get rope burns, or handcuff abrasions, or...
I blame 2legs for people with two track minds.

I also blame 2legs for my contemplation of what to eat for a late supper

I blame 2legs for the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa.

I blame 2legs for a rather surreal afternoon. A riding lesson, which involved traveling to a Lady So-and-so's estate and being shouted at for an hour by an elderly Scottish woman who was sitting in a potting shed, smoking. She was the instructor.

That sounds like a perfectly delightful afternoon to me... But then surreal isn't my middle name, but it is 'so' 'me', in 'so' many 'ways', I blame 2legs for my middle name being 'slim shady' and for that being such* a lie

I also blame 2legs for the abscence of supper tonight

I balme 2legs not being here as an insomnia cure for me thus forcing me to ingest the dreadful numbing sleeping pills. I'm rather passed out by intense .. ... exercise...

Sleep after intense exercise, is the best sleep there is... for which I blame 2legs

I blame 2legs that thinking something would be a idea="volunteering" to do it That's OK, even if someone else could likely turn out a better piece of writing.

oops!

I blame 2legs for late suppers of toast and ham and butter and for new bits of software, which are updated bits of old software, but confussingly with a differnt changed name, and which, apprently don't seem to work, just like the old bit of software they replaced

I blame 2legs for post mammogram squeezed Even though it gets better when againg, mammograms are somewhat painful, but necessary.

Have them done at least biannually if you have

should men have mammograms if they have <?> I blame 2legs for it not being very spring like today

Spring is on and off like a

I blame 2 legs for a disappointing bacon sandwich and waiting to phone the vet

Men can have breastcancer, even though it's rare

Yes, and I guess, men with larger, have a greater chance...

I blame 2legs for my having loverly tasty bacon and eggs in the fridge, but instead, due to the cold, today, and wet, having soup instead for lunch... which was* nice... but wasn't* bacon

Size doesn't matter...

I blame 2legs for unpacked boxes in the lair, and less than two weeks to go

Size does* matter... when your trying to buy a corset and all the ones for your waits fitting, have overly large cup sizes apparnetly... so I've heard I mean... damnit... underbust corset it is then

I blame 2legs for transvestitism and for it suddenly being spring/summer! and for my having to go out to the pub in half an hour
Furhter more I blame 2legs for sex, and drugs, and rock and roll, and for really wild adventures and err 'stuff' and alcohol and for chicken risotto <and for the large amount of bacon left in the fridge for my lunch/breakfast tomorrow and for my getting to spend nearly an entire week at William's, from WEdnesday

I blame 2legs for the lack of sex and drugs in the Lair.

There's plenty of Rock and some legal drugs... but most of all there are empty boxes.

How's the move going, DQ?

(I blame 2legs for topic drift. )

I wonder if this the perhaps the least topic-drifted conversation ever? I wonder what the maximum number of consecutive posts without someone blaming 2legs for something is?

>>I wonder if this the perhaps the<<

Bit of word salad there. I blame 2legs.