h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I could think of reasons I'd need them..... as previously stated, though... they are, none of them, reasons anyone in their right mind, would wish to be aware of

I blame 2legs for it being #CBF40 and my not being able to go along probably until Saturday, the last day of it

I blame 2legs for me not having an unlimited range of superhuman powers which include solving problems before they happen and being in a hundred places at the same time as well as always being having a bubbly and outgoing personality with thousands and thousands of very close friends.

I blame 2legs for aching stiff neck and shoulders. Furthermore I blame him for no available slots at my massagetherapist's until mid-June

2legs - I need a backrub NOW!

I blame 2legs for his not being there to give you a back massage
I also blame 2legs for grotty weather, tiredness and stuff

I blame 2legs for my noisy neighbours who this morning decided to have a very noisy conference in the passageway of the maisonette flats as they carried heavy objects outside.

I blame 2legs that the toddler just got tomato sauce on my nice clean white shirt....

I blame the Leggymeister for weather forecasters with rose-tinted varifocals!

I blame 2legs for the entire carload of assorted items that I have to take to a charity shop, and the lack of parking around charity shops.

I think Action Cancer will collect. Though they're not very precise about a time - just "morning" or "afternoon".

Thanks, will keep that in mind for the next load (whatever the old flatmate hasn't collected by tomorrow!) Found an Oxfam on the Ormeau Road with a free space in front of it, so they got it all.

I blame 2legs for all the injured elderly volunteers who have to shift heavy sackloads of refuse / tatty clothes / unsafe electrical items/ from charity shop doorways left there overnight by motorists / van drivers.

I blame 2legs for sun, sleet, rain, hail, cold, and everything else just about, possible... in May... all we need now is some lightening, thunder, and sno, and maybe some destructive gale-force winds, and we've had the lot... in one day... I hate this weather...

I blame 2Legs for the time it takes to get any volunteer work and the amount of forms that I have to fill (online and paper types) and that employers now want their employees to be omnipotent like the alien entity called Q in Star Trek.

I blame 2legs for the overenthusiastic that just dumped me on some pointy rocks.

If you used dragons that wouldn't happen - you might have alternate problems, but that wouldn't be one of them

I blame 2legs for questions as to what I want for my birthday . I don't know!

I know the problem.

I blame 2legs for the pony not being able to throw you off, onto pointy rocks, if your strapped tightly enough to the pony
I blame 2legs for more rain, and cold, and my combined heating/electic bill gradulaly sliding up to more than 50% of my monthly income I also blame 2legs for the inevitable approach of supper, and the inevitable toast, butter and ham (or cheese), I also blame 2legs for my forgetting to write more about cheese

>>I blame 2legs for the pony not being able to throw you off, onto pointy rocks, if your strapped tightly enough to the pony<<

See, that's the problem - I was mounting him and had just got my leg over (giggity!) when he took off at a run. So I only had one foot in the stirrup and wasn't strapped in properly

Oh dear.... I hate accidents happening before one is safely secured

I also blame 2legs for my inability to remember the last time I went horse riding.... ahhh.... remembered.... Riding a friend's horse, in his field when I was maybe 15 or 16, with no saddle, or anything blimey... I blame 2le3gs for it being over twenty years since I last went horse riding