h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sessamae. < I have actually, over the past few years, finally learnt to spell some words, which I should have learnt how to spell, many many years ago... I managed to be a young person and at skool, in the daze when spelling wasn't considered important at all, and have suffered ever since... Simularly I can't do mental maths, especially my times table, as that wa very wrong... I blame 2legs for flour not being sold in a size inbetween 3 KG and 16 KG and for the horrible weather out. Whether the weather improves by Saturday, when it is strawberry fair (fare?) has yet to be discovered

I blame 2legs for the last post containing missing text... which I did* type... but which... just vasnished.... vanished... disappeared...

I blame 2legs for the loss of 3 of my macro tubes over the last year and also for for any instances within living memory where archaeological findings have been damaged by inclement weather.

I blame 2legs for the biodegradible carrier bags, at the bottom of the 'bag for life', hanging up in the cupboard under the stairs... the biodegradible carrier bags may have been there a while, as they'd all biodegraded and made a mess, and annoyingly, were thusly rednered unsuiatable for use as bin bags/bin liners, for the bathroom and bedroom little bins

I blame 2legs for this thereby having created the situation, the first in living (and quite possibly dead), memory, whereby, I seem to have a lack, rahter than an over-abundance of carrier bags in the house

I also blame 2legs for my day's shopping, which consisted of forty cigs, one litre of milk, and a half litre bottle of olive oil

I blame 2legs for lack of washing powder, lovesickness and overdue tax returns.

Awwww...

I blame 2legs for waking early, and starting making bread early and for there never seeming to be enough coffee about

I blame 2legs for me not being in the pub already.

me too... and I miaght have to wait until tomorrow, when I can have a beer standing in a field... <zen mind, that will be at about midday I blame 2legs for bread... smelling nice when its cooking

I blame 2legs that all the scones i baked last night are gone already,
I also blame him that I havn't had lunch yet

I blame 2legs for Windoze media player.

I bought a box with indie music from the 60ies and 70ies and decided to play the CDs in the laptop. First CD was OK, all the others not "can't rip"

I want to listen, not keep them as audio files!

I blame 2legs for my having just been reminded of the existance of scones... and for my then remembering the excelletn cheese scone recipie I have
*puts cheddar on shopping list)

I blame 2legs for occasions when you find yourself typing < particular h2g2 Smileys > to non-hootoo civilians who don't get it.

I blame 2legs for the packet of printed out hootoo smileys, I keep in my pocket, to 'gesture' with, in everyday ordinary conversation with 'normals' in 'real life'
I also blame 2legs for the cheddar in the fridge, and the ham and toast I just had for supper

I blame 2legs for postprandial somnolence.

I he had made sure there was some edible stuff in the hospital cafeteria, I would't have had to accompany one of the jr to the Chinese restaurant downhill.

Because my having to eat their lunch buffet I'm now stuffed and

I blame 2legs for the plumber who is sitting at the entrance to our house, smoking, listening to the radio and obviously not doing a lot apart from turning off the water in all apartments until 4pm. This means we could not eat spaghetti for lunch because there was no water to boil noodles.

I love it when people display such a clear understanding of their vocation!

I blame 2legs for mornings and the cold weather.

11C this morning! How dare you 2legs? Had to revert to leather and converse this morning after weeks of sandals and cotton.

Same here, but it hasn't really been any better yet this year. And now the floods start already, usually floods are a thing for August, but even one of my colleagues is stuck in Salzburg because there's so much water everywhere.

I blame 2legs that I'm now tempted to phone work and say "I can't get in today...I'm stuck in Salzburg and there's water everywhere!"

I blame 2legs for the inevitable arrival of the bacon hour