h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me not visiting this site as much as I used to. And for not posting while I am 3 sheets to the wind anymore. And not eating bacon as much as I used to.

I blame 2legs for the cold, the wet, the windy and the hungry, and for the ever-increasing number of 'specialist' web-sites I seem to ahve to join in order to be having a social web=-presence in certain areas I also blame 2legs for my running out of new fetishes to try
ahh, and I also blaem 2legs for my being hungry...

I blame 2legs...


I have just lost the game

I blame 2legs for my winning the game, right up to the point when I discovered I had lost it

I also blame 2legs for snow in March, freezing cold temperatures, and seriously grotty weather in general

I blame 2legs for an untidy Lair and thus my need to spend a lovely sunny Doobry housecleaning

I blame 2legs for the cold, and the snow, and the cold snow and the horribleness of the weather

I blame 2legs that I don't know what to cook to accompany pork chops for dinner,

2legs accompanyment for pork chops for dinner.

12 pork chip sausages.
24 rashers streaky bacon
12 shop-sliced square sections of smoked cheese (or round), E.G., Polish smoked cheese, Austrian smoked cheese

Wrap pork chip in cheese, then wrap in streaky bacon, cook in the oven

Actually... that might be a bit of a meat/protein enriched accompanyment....

hmmm.... pasta in cheese sauce?
boiled new (or Jerssy) potatos, and some 'green' veg.... ; green beans maybe....

I'm in even more of a quandry about dinner... I don't really* have anything much in... I've some mushrooms I should* use up, various bits of cheese that oughta be used up, and a couple slices ham that oughta be used up... the ham and cheese could easily just get munched for supper or breakfast though... Mind, I have two duck eggs, as well, which I plan to eat for breakfast

I've been doing houseowrk today, and laundry and I've still not made the bed, or got all the stuff dry feeling so* lazy, about food.... as, indeed I was last night; so I already had a quick easy meal then, pasta, so probably oughta not have pasta again *thinks* I blame 2legs for not having anything pre-prepared or made already

I blame 2legs for lack of sleep and a sore stiff neck. They might be related. I furthermore blame him for the 100+ empty boxes I must fill due to my upcoming moving house.

I blame 2legs for teh huge pile of old bank statements and credit card statements I just binned and for it hardly having made a dent in the 'unit' that needs to be tidied and cleared of junk, to give me some actual* space in here for actual* things

I blame 2legs for it being really quiet, and for my wanting to buy some differnt veg and maybe also some fruit, tomorrow for a change....

I blame 2legs for not showing up students, but mostly I blame their head teacher not being arsed to tell neither me nor my assiststants they've changed the students' work assignments.

Further more I blame 2legs for exhaustive workload and my inability to tell my date it's a date and not merely a "girl's night out".

Ooo a hot date?

I blame 2legs for the continueing cold, my need to clean my bedroom, the approaching inevetability of lunchtime, and the cold. Oh, and did I mention its cold?

I blame 2legs for snow in April and therefore I also blame 2legs for us running out of wood pellets to heat our flat and for the fact that at this time of the year we won't be able to buy more which means no more heating.

My Dad had to order in more coal and wood a week or so ago, and he was convinced he had enough to see him through the winter, and into next winter...
I hate to think what the actual gas meter reading here will be the next time its taken.... More than their estamate I guess for which I blame 2legs....
I also blame 2legs for it being later than I thought

I blame 2legs for the piles of eucalyptus branches filling my garden (borrow some to burn if you wish ) and my unplanned "career break"

I blame 2legs for my not yet having found a career to break from
I also blame 2legs for the vast amount of hair, that cleaning my bedroom, removed from the floor and other surfaces.... It was like a clear out in a barber shop and it'll be covered in hair once again, in no time at all

I blame 2legs for the opposite of dq's problem - wondering whether the girls' night out I've been asked on is actually meant to be a date

Every invitation out is* an invitation on a date
I blame 2legs for mopping sweeping and cooking

Is it an outing/ date? Enjoy either way

I blame 2legs for hordes of cats congregating outside my house