h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the inexplicableness of the explicable, and the explicitness of the explicit, for the unknowness of the known, and the knownness of the unknown, for the mystory of the unmysterious, and the mysteriousness of the unmysterious, for the mundaine of the nonmundaine, and the umundainness of the unmudaine, for the sanity of the insane, and the insanity of the outsaine, for the variaty in the unvariable, and the variation of the unvaried, for the timelessness of the timed, and for the time of the timlessness, for the unexplinations of the explained, and the and for the spaces inhabited by life, between the minascule gaps between the very matter of the universe's creation and distruction, fo that with and without form, from which form cannot but does arrise, for the pattunrs in the unpatturned, and for the entirely unexpected drawing nearere of supper

I blame 2legs for long sentences.

I blame 2legs for known knowns, unknown knowns, known unknowns and unknown unknowns

The gnomes that can be known are not the known gnomes, but merely an interspatial representation in our time-spatial coordinates of the unknown gnomes, inversely proportionated to the unknown gnome variation within the known gnome spatial cordinates, and their disturbance field within the known gnome temporal existance in the observable universe of this temporal location. Or, I blame 2legs for temporal dislocations of gnomes both known gnomes and unknown gnomes.
I also blame 2legs for the pony clicking I had earlier

I blame 2legs for it nearly* feeling like spring yesterday, but feeling like winter again today

>> for the time of the timlessness, for the unexplinations of the explained, and for the spaces inhabited by life, between the miniscule gaps between the very matter of the universe's creation <<

Lettuce spray!


~jwf~

maybe turely I have transcended! err or transexualised. or transvesitised.... its awkward to tell at times.... I blame 2legs for confused words which almost but not quite look the same I also blame 2legs for what I did today...

Grrrrr...I sat down here with the best will in the world to write an entry, but this PC is making me lose the will to live. We all know whose fault that is!

Ah'm awa oot tae walk the dug.

I blame 2legs for hissing cats, the ridiculous amount of laundry accumulated in the Lair due to my recent trip to the Near Orient and my indecision whether to court or not court upon a certain lady.

I blame 2legs for spelt bread rolls, baking in the oven... yes, I have a bun in the oven... again
I also blame 2legs for my house apparently being for sale again... withtout my knowledge... I do wish the estate agents would put their for sale signs up on the house they're meant* to be putting them on I feel a box knife course of action inevitable, to remove the sign

I blame 2legs for people who drive 18-wheeler trucks in forests, and the effect this has on horses...

is you and the horse alright?

I blame 2leg sfor the illusion of time and for the disallusion of time, and for the misuse of time, and for it being later than I thought

Yes, luckily, nobody was hurt, but that's definitely not thanks to the driver. (He kept flashing his lights!)

I blame 2legs that it's after bedtime on a work night, but the internet is still there.

I blame 2legs for sudden changes to my plans, icy paths and a balding

I blame 2legs for and my subsequential lateness for w*rk today.

I blame 2legs for the backlog in here. And my - can I have an exemption please from reading it?

Your pedence, for skipping the backlog in this thread, is that you have to read the cancel thread, from start to end, each and every post, in a single sitting (I've done this, several times; its what made me the man I am today....oh....)

I blame 2legs for the purchases I made today in town;
250 G continental dark roast coffee beans, as beans.
Ruski pierogi.
two meat pierogi.
250 G mushrooms.
a pack of onions.
200 Grams Polish smoked cheese (sliced).
8 pork and sage sausages, 6 rashers back bacon (unsmoked), and a black pudding.

I also blame 2legs for my inability to add up the eggs I already have in, with the bacon, sausages and black pudding, and think of anything I might be able to make with them to eat...

I further blame 2legs for bulghur wheat, with onion, leek, mushroom, garlic ginger, chilli and sausages, which will, in about an hour or two, probably form the basis of what, I shall, on all due consideration, call 'dinner'

I also blame 2legs for the snow outside, and the song, which keeps popping into my head , 'I'm dreaming of a white Easter'

I blame 2legs for severe insomnia

Sort of a "hot" date this evening and total lack of sleep last night is not a good way to prepare. I guess I will fall asleep during dinner or most probably at the Opera.

I blame 2legs for the vast amount of food I just ate, in what one would probably call an (overly)full English breakfast I need a nap to recover...

I blame 2legs for Opera - it might work for your date DQ but for me it is indeed solely of use for dealing with insomnia