h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It may have been the 'other way', I.E., non taking of painkillers, way, that I was alluding too

I blame 2legs for plummers and the cold

I blame 2legs for bald ferrets.

I blame 2legs for him being such a tease...

(yes... and I am being an aweful lot of a tease... in that* respect... I mean... I've not done that* kind of ... 'thing' for.... err.... since I can't actually remember the last time... you know... with... a ... not male person... Mind.... not like I'm fussy or predjuiced aginst either gender or....).

err.

See that hole I just dug for myself?: I blame 2legs.



I balme 2legs for my being really* macho! just now! I did! plummer tried to get out of finishing.... I made him continue working to finish! go me! go me! work plummer work!

I blame 2legs for my being starving hungry, cold and really desperate to wee

2legs woke me up in the middle of the night, again. Darn you, 2legs, I need a solid night's sleep. *shakes fist*

I blame 2legs for too much cheese. I had feta for lunch, Leerdammer for a snack, and now I'm having mozzarella sticks for dinner. Mmmm, cheeeeeese.

I blame 2legs for homemade chutney

I also blame 2legs for too much cheese.... cheddar and smoked Austrian cheddar, to eat up before I go away tomorrow.... and I had a ton* of the cheddar already tonight, in the risotto (along with nearly a whole box of mushrooms that I needed to also use up) I may blame 2legs tomorrow, if I have time before I go get the train, for a very cheesy omlette, involving two eggs and all the afore mentioned cheese

I blame 2legs for plummers. and my having to go get the train, very soon

I blame 2legs for 2nd day of menstrual cramps. For BoB's sake I'm not a teen anymore!

I also blame him for the fact that I used to tell middle aged women with menstrual cramps that "the last fertile years have resemblance of the first fertile years cramp wise" when I worked as GP back in the days

How true... Sometimes I just hate to be correct...

Is that appropriate?

I blame 2legs for cold toes and having the idea of trying almond milk in my tea

I have an unfeasibly large amount of washing to do. Instead of cracking open a bottle of stout, I'm cracking open a box of washing powder. This can be nobody's fault but the legged one's!

I blame 2legs for forgetting deadlines

I blame 2legs for lack of sleep and the lack of logistics in the recent work related relocation.

It really should not have to take three days to get furniture moved across the corridor!

I blame 2legs for oddities of the Uni Hospital Network.

I've moved into a new office across the corridor from my old. Yesterday my Uni computer was unable to connect to the Uni network and thus I couldn't access the interwebs.

Today my Uni computer is logged in to the Uni Hospital Network - which it Should Not Be Able To according to Uni Hospital security protocols

I blame 2legm for my not having the funds to get rrid of a computer virus. It is not on this computer, but still it makes my

I blame 2legs for the cold, the neighbour still drilling and for the sausages I had earlier being really tasy, and for the ham and cheeses in the fridge tempting me already, to go have some for supper

I blame 2legs for almost ally my colleagues wanting vaction the same weeks.

Phew! Monday noon I must have finished this puzzle...

I blame 2legs for hangovers, eggs adn bacon on toast with butter, and for the need to go look at washing machines

I blame 2legs for our work socks. First for the fact that we *have* official work socks, secondly for the fact that they're so bad that one has already developed a hole on the first day I've worn it!

Also, I think we need a smiley.