h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my headache.

I blame 2legs for being extremely ill, and it not liking my body either standing up or lying down, so I'm stuck at my laptop annoying people

I blame 2legs for my not finding a certain CD by one of my fav bands. Not even available as download

I blame 2legs for sleepless mornings. It must be his fault I woke up at 4:45 am and could not go back to sleep. As a result I'm now at w*rk at 8.23 and in need of a nap

I've already had one nap today... and feel like I could do with a second... I blame 2legs for tiredness

I blame 2legs for coffee that goes from too hot to touch, to stone cold, with no intermediary stage!

I blame 2legs for the Russian meteor thing.

I blame 2legs for not keeping the Lair in perfect order

He should know by now that I want/need/deserve a Lair in order when I come home Friday evening. Dinner ready of course, and then some dessert

I blame 2legs for the ubiquitous goat cheese tartlet and the scallops I should have eaten but didn't.

I blame 2legs for the abscence of both of those in my vacinity

I would have mentioned all the real ale there was, but that would have just been cruel.

I blame 2legs for cruel hartless people! and for the lack of bread in my house

I blame 2legs for the scarciness of edible stuff in the Lair HE really should have gone shopping since I was busy reading... ... interesting... stuff...

I blame 2legs for the ladder in my Wolfords, and also for the fact that these are the only pair of plain tan tights that I currently own.

I hate it when I ladder holdups or tights

I blame 2legs for my not having anything* to go with m y new skirt and for the as yet non-appearance of the plummer today, and, for the disruption that will ensue when/if he does turn up
OH, and I also blame 2legs for washing machine woes

I blame 2legs for thinkyness and opening his washing machine with the power of his prowess.

I blame 2legs for my being hungry, and just* about to go make lunch... and then lodger goes into the kitchen and starts cooking something

I blame 2legs for menstrual cramps. I really should not have to suffer from this in may age

I'd help releave the cramps were I there...

I blame 2legs for freezing cold houses with no functioning heating system, and for abscent plummers and for grilled bacon which is really rather tasty and good on toast with plenty of butter

ooh, I know how to relieve cramps if you were here

Now I have to rely om painkillers The other way is better and more ...... pleasureable...