h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the continued presence of winter/autumn, and the continued abscence of spring/summer and for my being boared I also blame 2legs for my bordom potentially meaning I'm about to take all the towels out of the cupboard, where they are neatly folded, and throw htem into a heap of untidyness on the bed, so I can fold them

I blame 2legs for too much on what turned out to be just an enjoyable evening out. (I'd been suspicious because she wanted to meet in a gay bar, turns out the venue was her boyfriend's suggestion and his idea of a joke.)

Bad luck... better luck next time... Just keep working... eventulaly most people give in and surrender (actualy, no, they don't useually.... )
I blame 2legs for the continued continueing abscence of spring/summer, and the continued continueing autum/winter temp and for the new spatial and hence temporal relocation of my toaster. Seriously.... such a mammoth feet, undertaken, just like that* ... wow... I've moved the toaster, from one end of the worktop to teh other.... this could be lifechanging or not... depending... I blame 2legs either way

I blame 2legs for my dog scratching the door at 5.25, for me missing a step on my way to tell him off, landing badly on my toes, and for the fact that I have to run a 5k race this morning.

I blame 2legs for the ants that appear to be spontaneously emerging from my laptop keyboard

I blame 2legs for the staff, in a shop in the Grafton center shopping arcade (a sort of trendy 20-soemthign clothing shop, which despite my not being in that age range, I sometimes use ), who waved at William and I, as we walked by the shop... today... Whoever the manager of the shop is, he does appear to have somehow, probably by coincidence, employed only 20-something rather pretty young men... all of whom appear to be 'on our side of the fence'

I also blame 2legs for it being 'spring'.... for today at least, and our being able to go for a walk today, down the river, to Stourbridge common, an area of land, used as communal grazing for sheep etc., not only in medivial times, when it became called Stourbridge common, and was one of the largest Medivial markets in the UK, if not Europe, but which, apprently, has been used for grazing since the Bronze age, so about 4 or 5 thousand years I guess now... that makes the 'historical' nature of the 'old' colleges and stuff in the center of town, look vaguely modern

Men skulling in boats on river... sadly all with their shirts on for which I blame 2legs

oh, and the sun was out! the sun was out! for which I lbame 2legs...

Just a thought...but you are sure the first place you mention is definitely a clothes shop, right?

Yep... A quite well known down sout anyhow, highstreet name, sort of trendy shop for male clothing.... They seem to be aiming it all (their clothing that is), firmly at a twenty something particular sort of male

I only like going into the shop and buying stuff, as William and I, being both outside their targent audience age range, and both wearing proper* hats, must just look so utterly out of kilter with their useual customers
*ponders if they have a side-line going opperating from 'the back room' of the shop*

I blame 2legs for not preventing me from buying a huge bag of and eating it, thus making me a tad nauseous.

I blame 2legs for my having been forced to just eat a massive plate of pierogi, sausage and mushrooms, with cheese, and now feeling stuffed and sleepy...

I blame 2legs for my somewhat 2legsian dinner, which involved fresh pasta, butter, and parmesan - and also flaked almonds and asparagus.

I blame 2legs for the cheddar I used for cheese on toast. It's so bad I can't eat it.

Blimey... that has to be a pretty terrible cheddar

I blame 2legs for a day of making bread rolls, doing laundry, lots and lots of towel and bedding folding, and clothes folding, hoovering, sweeping, dusting, tidying and general housework

I blame 2legs for the cruch... or church, of the hissing cockroach

I blame 2legs for French transport websites being in French and thus rather unreadable for me

I blame 2legs for egg and bacon brunch... yet again

I blame 2legs for a numb left leg! A creepy sensation when it comes from out of nowhere for no reason!

I also blame 2legs for numb legs, and/or other parts of the body, for although I do not have such a numb appendage at the moment, they can be most disconcerting, annoying, or damn-right inconveniantnt, and furthermore somewhat distracting, and 'moment-killing', as and when, they arrive, in those situations where one would, really, rather prefer they did not arise, such as, when, for example, one might, just possibly, want to term such numbness of appendages, and other bits of the body, broadly speaking, as, perhaps 'sex cramp'...

I also blame 2legs for the amount of dead skin that my sorely neglected feet just yeilded

"Sex cramp"? Not today, anyway - unless I missed something when I dozed off on the train!

That so many people are on holiday/working (or possibly dislike me enough to claim such) of my invites that they can't attend my party

Inviting couples doesn't help - losing two guests at a go...and three couples that had said yes to coming have broken up in three weeks...I am hoping I'm not a common factor