h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for summer colds, being unable to open a pot of honey, messy rooms, headaches, rainy bank holidays and small children keeping me up all night

I blame 2legs for all the boots I need to take to a cobbler to see if he can Do Anything With Them, and for the fact that it will probably be cheaper to bin them and buy new ones.

I blam 2legs for the lack of summer

This morning it was 9C outdoors, about to start to rain and yellow leaves in the birches outside where I live.

I blame 2legs for idiots driving on their extremely loud scooters in front of our house (and in the streets close to us) at 1am.

I blame 2legs for tiredness and stuff..

I blame 2legs for the excess of summer

I´m longing for the rain.

You should have been in Cambridge last Saturday... most the town centre flooded aparently.... (wasn't my fault, I'd just* left town....)
I blame 2legs for hail rain snow and sleet and sultarnas which attack your feet, for r ravid mice and snarling beasts, and the long slow procession of hooded pri priests...

Very suspicious, 2legs leaves town just before most of the town floods - now isn't that convenient!

I blame 2legs for coffee beans that need grinding and for bread-dough pre-ferements that need making, and for the massive grocery order I just put through tonight, first supermarket shop in about three or so months

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2legs is Noah! Of course, the hampsters and badgers go in 2 by 2....

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I blame 2legs for confusing me.

I blame 2legs/Noah for not bringing the on board, and for bringing the dodos on board, but sneaking back and doing them in when no-one was looking.

I further blame him for keeping the pony in bondage so it wouldn't rock the boat.

But... the pony likes being in bondage.... It feels safe like that ...
I blame 2legs for autolysing multigrain bread-dough, for potential baguette making tommorrow, for the need to make a batch of pizza-dough, and for laundry and housework and for the priests standing outside with daggers. Oh, and I also blame 2legs for my having my photo taken, over the weekend; with a badger!

i blame 2legs for my wrist being so sore i couldnt do anything yesterday, and today, when i've made an appt with the chiro, it doesnt hurt at all!!!

I blame 2legs for all the smutty comments I'd get, were I to mention that my wrist was sore... I also blame 2legs for water on the floor from defrosting freezers, and having to mop it, even though I'll have to mop again in a few hours once I've finished making bread and have done the rest of the housework
I blame 2legs for my having to wait now, untill the grocerys arrive before I can get on with much else housework or bread related

I blame 2legs for aching neck and my total confuzzlement about what's going on at HooToo.

I'm missing at least one friend on my list

I know

I blame 2legs for my making bread, again, for the second day in a row... Onion and poppy seed tin this time, and maybe crumpets too, if I can work up the energy
I blame 2legs for my needing to make crumpets again, and get them right* this time, in order that I can finish the guide entry on crumpets I also blame 2legs for it being cold this morning but warming up now
I also blame 2legs for my wanting to make more bread/dough later; pizza dough made up ready for making pizza tommorrow night

I blame 2legs for

I'm currently nibbling the 2nd bag this evening

I blame 2legs for my going to bhe pub. then back to a friends, via the off licence.... and for my getting home, and feeling 'peckish..... and makein g quick pizza dough and making a pizza... and for dirnking more... and for my having to get up early