h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"The Best of Men", about the origins of the Paralympics.

I blame 2 legs for the existence of Trello. I never could get the hang of that software.

I blame 2legs that the job for which I had the interview in April finally starts on Sunday, and they told me this today. I had plans, dangit!

I blame 2legs for the heat... and the dog sleeping in the middle of the staircase... I also blame 2legs for the small beer fest I have to go to later... in this heat... being this thirsty... little chance of sobriety remains...

I blame 2legs for my favourite deckchair breaking and the frustration caused by spring-loaded soap dispensers.

I blame 2legs for the upcoming closing of DAC (http://www.douglasadams.se)

I blame 2legs for the postman making the dog bark

I blame 2legs for my getting back to w*rk today. I kind of like vacation...

I blame 2legs for hunger in spite the fact that just over two hours ago ate like ten pieces of sushi.

I fear I have to make a 2nd dinner. It's certainly 2legs fault. He should have anitcipated my hunger and made me some dinner.

I blame 2legs for hunger too! I had duck eggs and Danish bread for lunch... and today is definately going to have to now include afternoon tea, en-route to dinner... on route to supper...

I also balme 2legs for piles and piles of laundry and it being too hot again today

I blame 2 legs for this home made pizza being so delicious but so filling

I blame 2legs for...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

You can imagine the great fun we are having with this issue.


erm... I blame 2legs for having Messi painted like that Ecce Homo

http://www.que.es/ultimas-noticias/sociedad/fotos/restauracion-ecce-homo-paquirrin-rajoy-g19333.html

I blame 2legs for ceaser salad with plenty of cheese and roast chicken thighs with paprika

I blame 2legs for the that *should have been under my piano...

and now has completely disappeared .....

I now have a mouse loose aboot the hoose

I blame 2legs for being a mutant variant of Schroedinger's cat.

Put the cat into a box.
Take the cat out of the box.
Put box outside, and open; mouse will emerge... I blame 2legs for the over-fasination with putting animals in boxes, favoured by scientists in the recent past, and for its inexplicible creation of their blinkered, and some would say, enveloped theories, due to their not being able to hink whilst outside the box; they'd have done better going into the boxes themselves, leaving the animals outside; then the animals could have danced around, wore gloves and hats, and marched up and down the street; making little old ladies say 'hurray', as they passed; and in the tranquility of the inner space of the box, the free-flowing and opened up thinkigng of the scientists would have lead them to the astonounding revulations, most recently developed in which it is not hardly ever the answer to have an animal in a box, as they then can't march up and down the street; wearing hats and gloves, astounding passers by with their daring acts and stunts, as they march, causing both great hillarity and also outstanding and unmeasured (where wehre the scientists, eh?), gasps of glee and astonishment at their be-gloved an be-hatted antics, from within the march of the animals; freed from their box-like bondage and allowed to be removed from the shackles of oppression forced apon them by the scientists who were unable to think whilst outside the box. I think

I blame 2legs for Her bleedin Majesty's naffin' Revenue and Customs making up fictional earnings for people an trying to tax them on it.

Argh, had to do a hard reset on my windows phone again, second time now.
Got all my aps back but what a pain. Android phone for me next time.

I blame 2legs for having next week off and still not knowing what to do with that week. I wanted to go somewhere.
I blame 2legs for the Italian railways making it impossible to get a good train from Austria to Venice anymore because they were jealous on the Austrian railways making money by driving that rout.
I also blame 2legs for expensive hotels.
And I blame 2legs for being so indecisive and not knowing where to go.