h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think the governemnts being a silly sausage over the whole aporkalipse affair, maybe they're trying to distract us from their aiblity to bring home the bacon, or perhaps they're just trying to stop us from pigging out. Either way I feel most fears are mainly aporkraphil, or at least wildly boaring....

I blame 2legs fo rhte lack of piggy puns.

I blame 2legs for hystertical pandemic flying mexican pigs

>>>> I blame 2legs fo rhte lack of piggy puns.


I blame him too, the swine!

keep it up; I need more matterial/inspiration for my 'Wine Fever' song I'm writing and recording tommorrow night

I blame 2legs for dinner, and it not being cooked yet because some self-centred pig hasn't started cooking it yet... oh, bugger, thats 2legs isn't it.... must be 2legs fault <winkeye.

Aporkalipse! Leggsy, you've surpassed yourself there

Hock aye the noo, don't boar me with any more piggin' sob stories, I'll need a sow-wester to keep my tears off my pigtails...

This little piggy went to Meckico
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had les ros biefs
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee" all the way home...

i am told pigadilly square will be closed when we arrive for the meet. could this be true?

I just told a lie, it was a real porker!

we seem to have swine flu here on h2g2, i mean look theres a swine flu thru the thread right there!


mini

pigs on the wing?

No, it's probably just another rerun of "Pigs in Space" - and we all know who to blame...

They say it started in Mexico
The piggies found the methology
To stop me and my,
newfound bacon tortology,
I only wanted a bacon sandwich,
but as I began to chew,
a sudden realisation,
I've got piggy flu,

Swine fever,
Swine fever,
Bacon on the brain
Swine fever
Swine feber
now we're playing the swine at their own game,

All this talk of the aporkalipse,
We'll I've found the solution;
We can beat the piggy swine, with world wide continual mass pork mastication....

Swine fever,
Swine fever,
Bacon intoxication,
swine fever,
Swine fever,
Quick give me an inoculation,

I'll be no 1 in the charts this time next week.... fo rwhich I blame 2legs

and...

Did.


you.

See.

that?

is working now

Whoo hoo stick it to 'em 2legs

swine fever,

pig fever,

little bitty porky fever,

let's fall in love

Oh, sure. Ham it up.

Think I may change the first verse.....

They say it started in mexico,

where they found the solution

to stop my bacon consumption through, <.. <.. Viral Ev-ol-ution

I'm thinking this requires a nice 'chugging' chord progression with some good nice high lead bits involving lots of artifical harmonics

I blame 1legs for tiredness

I blame 2legs for too much and . I'm not at all, and I have to get up in six hours

I blame 2legs for my being a bit* hungry... And now it being too late for me to have any supper

I blame 2legs for the (counts on fingers) fourth migraine this week, and its ability to stop me from sleeping. I have a busy day tomorrow (well today really) and I really don't need a migraine.

mini

Is <flypig) JUST swine flu or a combination of swine and bird flu?

Always been a bit suspicious of bird flu..... First case diagnosed in Vietnam, poor villager.... I was surprised that the autopsy was so sophisticated that it picked up the first known case of an illness.... Blaming 2legs anyway