h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my ear apparently being very bad, as the barely looked for a second and declared that it was definitely infected! I suppose I should give him credit for the antibiotic being one I can nurse with while taking, and it seeming to be working already. Or I could just be feeling better because I managed to get to bed early (before 9:30)--I'd tried night before last, but my ear had hurt too much, and it was still 2 hours before I could take another ibuprofen.

I blame 2legs for Happy Nerd not practicing the saxophone and skating at the same time.

I blame 2legs that that would be fun to watch

a scating saxophone playing orchistra on ice

I blame 2legs for my just spending ages after showering filing down the dead skin/calouses off my feet.... and it not being totally gone... I'll do it again tommorrow and maybe one day I'll find my feet hiding there
I also blame 2legs for my not knowing what to do for the rest of the day and my putting off calling the bank to grumble at them and try and make them let me transfer money between two of my accounts

>>> I blame 2legs for Happy Nerd not practicing the saxophone and skating at the same time.

I've thought about it, but I'm afraid of damaging the sax. I blame 2legs for fear in general, and fear of damaging my sax in particular.

>>>> I blame 2legs that that would be fun to watch

Oh, me and the other roller derby girls skating around the track, in skimpy outfits, bashing into each other isn't enough for you????

I blame 2legs that I had an asthma attack today after derby practice. I skated really well tonight, we all did, I'm particularly proud of Sally, but all of my teammates were amazing, we've really come a long way in a short time, all 2legs's fault. I kept skating for a while after derby practice, working on my reverse cross-overs, so I was one of the last ones taking off my gear, and I blame 2legs for whatever crosses his mind when he reads that. Then came the coughing with no chance of catching my breath. My inhaler was in my purse, which was in my car, in the parking lot, so uselessly far, and I couldn't even tell anyone where it was, or even that it was 2legs's fault. I tried to find my keys to give to another derby girl, but 2legs had hidden them. In the meantime the coach called an ambulance. By the time the ambulance arrived, I had finally caught my breath and declined assistance, so they made me sign a form that said I refused transport to the lovely emergency room where I would wait for hours in my sweaty-wet, skimpy roller derby outfit around a bunch of sick people. Well no, it didn't actually say that - possibly it would have if 2legs had written it.

In any case, I am now at home, enjoying a shot of Granny Nerd's cure-all (whiskey), with a Pale Ale chaser.

well...better that they called it and you recovered, than they didnt call, and you didnt recover.... cool for you for derby skating

I blame 2legs for my Brother getting one job offer today on his way home from a job interview that they'll probably also fing him to offer to him later... greedy bastard

2legs and 2jobs - your parents named you guys well, didn't they?

My son is currently having fun in skating-related activities. He was operating one of the follow-spots for Disney's Nemo on Ice here in Belfast, and was so good at it (or they are so short of spot operators...) that he's now doing it all again in Cork! On tehefirst day of rehearsals they had trouble locating Nemo's costume, so that now to the crew the show is called "Finding Nemo's Costume".

I blame 2legs for fruit pastilles making my jaw muscles ache.

I blame 2legs for the peculiar orange box of stones I was just given by an Elf wearing a blue raincoat.
I blame 2legs for not knowing weahter the fact an Elf just gave me an Orange box containing stones, the fact hte Elf was wearing a raincoat despite the good weather, or the strangeness of the item is the more worrying..

It's 2legs fault that I spent 3 hours in A&E this afternoon supposedly having a hypo

I blame 2legs for unobtainable totty

Well I had a touch of hypomania this morning, but I don't think we are talking about the same thing as mine makes me franticly clean and run up and down my flat talking to myself!
......for which I of course blame 2legs!

Would you consider frantically cleaning my place too?

I blame 2legs for making me suggest that.

I should cocoa,` no get yourself along to OCD and sons training school, they will teach you to clean to perfection. It is where I trained.

>a touch of hypomania <


if I could just get a touch of it...

And cleaning isn't the way it takes me....more just chucking stuff on the floor like a child might; not caring about anything so civilised as a rubbish bin.

I blame 2legs for this behaviour.

I blame 2legs for me not knowing who 2legs is.....
(although I do know SEVERAL people who have 2 legs)

not so eagle

this is who or what 2legs is

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/U169793

I blame 2legs for the spate of attacks by 2-legged badgers..... (see! I looked at the thread..... can't blame me for not becoming informed)

Is that wild enthusiastic or a slow hand clap?

In the latter case, I'll blame 2legs