h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A vowel movement?
The vaxatives must be working.

I blame 2legs for the mysterious return of the vowls. For the crap budget and for the choc I juszt bought

I thought that was exactly what the subject line said after the reinstatement of vowels.

I guess I'd better claim 2legs before someone else does

too late, Neil Armstrong's already claimed him.

You can't--I've had a claim on him since October of 2001! For which I blame him, since if he'd visited yet, I wouldn't have a claim...

I blame 2legs for still having to copying and pasting my spaces. My new keyboard arrived today but I was in the garden when it arrived. I shall pick it up tomorrow,and pray it works on a Mac.

I blame 2legs for compaire the merecat .com and for sardines.

What is going on in here? sheesh.. clearly its all 2legs fault. i wish he'd stop it.

I am a purple sofa I blame 2legs for purple sofas, rye bread, honey and poppy seed bread and the old disused mine shaft.

if you fell down a mine shaft, would that count as using it, and then its no longer a disused mine shaft? I blame 2legs for me thinking of that.

I blame 2legs that this is the 10,011(th) post that is over 10,000 blames 2legs has had, which in the world of blames must Be some sort of record!
..........guess who gets the blame for that,lol!

I blame 2legs for the elfs aancing on the roof of my house, and for all I can think is to go out up and ask them where they get there shoes from. Also. They're coats are kind of cool I wonder if an Elf coat maker could make a larger one for someone who isn't one of the 'little people'? I also blame 2legs for the unashamedness with which I'm about to eat this ice cream and choc

oh pshaw.

I blame 2legs for the dreadful sound of drum and bass eminiating from a car outside. And for my needing to introduce them to some better sounding music

I blame 2legs for the lack of an

Shame!

The smiley, like the smiley are both sorely needed. A fact for which I ultimately lay blame on to he who must take responsibility for their abscence; I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the faucet nose turning into an earache bad enough to keep me from sleeping (the 600mg ibuprofen, left over from post-birth, wore off 2 hours before I could take another) and, while my ear doesn't hurt anymore, it's still clogged up, there was liquid in the canal earlier, and I'm dizzy. Yes, my husband will be driving me to the urgent care clinic in a bit.I further blame 2legs for the possibility that I'll be given a medication that means I'll have to pump & dump and mix up formula for Grace (though hopefully I'll be prescribed something that's safe for breastfeeding). Or it'll be a viral ear infection, which they can't do anything for other than give me more ibuprofen

I blame 2legs for allergies, and the fact that I have taken all of my husband's non-drowsy allergy medicine, and now have to make do with the stuff that makes me .

I blame 2legs that I still don't understand how medicine can be drowsy or non-drowsy, when the person taking the medicine is the one who falls asleep and not the medicine.

I blame 2legs that the pharmacy doesn't have any more of the non-drowsy allergy medicine.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I have been practicing skating and not my saxophone, and therefore my legs are in much better shape than my chops.

I blame 2legs for one of my chromatography machines at work functioning poorly even after I trimmed the guard column and replaced the glass insert and septum in the injector. This means I need to replace the guard column tomorrow, a task with which 2legs probably won't help me.

I blame 2legs for all chromotographical malfunctions and for eggs and bacon and the difficulity of spelling difficulity

I blame 2legs for unhealthy and chips lunches, students demanding teaching even though I've got work to do and the horrible fact I must be indoors when it's the warmest and sunniest day so far this year