h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the emptiness of the jar of garlic cream cheese spread . It must be his fault I've already eaten all

I blame 2legs for msn being stupid and not letting me tlk to one of my friends.

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I blame 2legs for w*rk being stingey and not buying us eggs

Even after cleaning my bureau and closet and giving away clothes I don't wear anymore, there still wasn't enough room for my roller derby outfits. I blame 2legs for the duffle bag of short skirts, fishnet stockings, and such clothes. in my car, although the bag of skates, pads, and helmet is clearly not his fault.

I blame 2legs for nothing to blame him for, hang on I blame 2legs for my shrink not sending my doctor a letter which means me getting hassle when my shrink should have written the letter quickly and promptly as he is stopping me getting meds!
.....jeez, it is what the shrink is paid for!

I blame 2legs for my not having any garlic cream cheese spread
I blame 2legs for the bacon I ate for lunch
I also blame 2legs for the half bar of choc I left in the fridge at my Fathers' house, which will by now be long gone and for the mini cream choc egg I left there as well and for laundry and Baronette Laundress Laura Listless the local library Librarian who loans liberally but listlessly to leverits.

>>>>> laundry and Baronette Laundress Laura Listless the local library Librarian who loans liberally but listlessly to leverits.

I blame 2legs for the concept of alliteration, and for gin and tonic.

I blame 2legs for faucet noses.

I blame 2legs for there being less tiles on the wall in my bathroom than there was when I got up this morning..... and for the tiler having run off out of the house... supposidly on an errand to buy more tiles

I didn't even know faucets had noses - and we all know whose fault that is.

MAybe its my nose, I lost my nose ages ago and still no one has found it.... I blame 2legs for noses wherevery they mighty be Unless they're on the knees of elfs... that would just be freaky...

I**blame**2legs***for***my***space***bar***and***apostrophe***not***working

But I also blame trig for suggesting copying and pasting a *space*

I blame 2legs for making me forget what I was just about to blame 2legs for. (I TYPED THE FIRST 3 WORDS OF THIS MESSAGE AND THEN GOT CALLED TO HAVE MY HAIRCUT)

I blame 2legs for my keyboard suddenly changing to upper case

Ah, I remember what I intended to blame 2legs for. It was for the 'Man With All The Noses'. (One for everyday of the Year. My Dad used to ask me if I'd seen him, early on New Years Day

nice haircut, BA, but there's no need to shout about it

lml

s'aright, BA. Same thing happens to me sometimes. and then you hit post, and its all done, and there's nothing to be done about it. It's all 2legs fault, anyway.

I blame 2legs for the AEIOU letters I stole from the title of this thread, in order I could try and make alphabet soup.

i blame 2legs for the fact i cant be arsed to read the backlog

well, that would be 2legs fault...


HEY..there's been a vowel movement....2legs, put those back.