h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for sexual intercourse, laundry, salami, collars, twitter, the Omen, condoms, the interest rate cut from the bank of England, my not having a job, lube, the price of rail travel, and the weather, in no particular order

Aaargh! Now I blame 2Legs for posting 9897!!

I blame 2legs for confusion over seemingly unrelated post blames...

I blame 2legs for 'stuff', more specifically an entire set of drawers full of 'stuff', 'stuff' I don't need', 'stuff' I don't even know what the hell it is', and 'stuff' that is now all in the bin.

I blame 2legs for the difficulty of knowing what to do with an entirely empty set of drawers cept put it with all the other clutter in th spare room....
I also blame 2legs for tidying up eventually needing to end in sorting out a lot of the stuff already sorted out from its hidy holes in the spare room

I know that driving on today's roads is no laughing matter
but I didn't know it was a criminal offence to laugh.
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You've gone too far this time 2legs.

I blame 2legs for on-the-spot fines. And for profiling.

I also blame 2legs for muscle cramps and a blister.

I blame 2legs for bruising, sleepyness, the two new shirts I ordered off of the net today (along apparently with a free raincoat ) But most of all... I blame 2legs for the ... pink and red knickers/panties I bought online today... totally and utterly unnecessary.... but I had* to have them :- I can't single handily restart the economy with my purchasing

I blame 2legs for the frivolous purchase of erotic lingerie .
I blame 2legs that such purchases are necessary to kickstart the British economy.

I blame 2legs for the 'new economy', which will rise phoenix-like from the ashes of the current credit crunch/ressetion/depression, will be a 'new economy' based entirely on kink and kink related erotica

I blame 2legs for lack of erotic lingerie, malfunctioning keyboard, crappy replacement keyboard, a presumably cracked rib, writers block and the never ending cough *cough cough*

Awwww
I blame 2legs for my not being there to pamper you

I blame 2legs for my not being able to supply brqueen with erotic lingerie... and for not being able to observe her wearing the same

I blame 2legs for all of the above, plus my seeming lack of focusing on getting anything constructive done today

I blame 2legs for peanuts, small almond macarons (mandelbiskvier), green tea and continued writer's block.

u blame 2legs for wet jeans, long journeys and lack of food.

mini

I blame 2legs for day/night confusion, and for manual pumps, and for not-latching.

Poor Amy!Bad 2legs! BAD!

I blame 2legs for cramps.

I blame 2legs that the not-latching and the manual pump do mean that bottles are made, and that Tom took both girls this evening and gave me 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep

I blame 2legs for uncompleted housework

i blame 2legs for a drippy nose, sore nostrils and tiredness. I also blame him for paperlady's lack of latching babies. that is a very bad thing to interfere with... sheesh.