h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the difficulty Mr. Nerd has been having with installing Civilization IV.

I blame 2legs for the improvised guitar piece I just recorded, which recorded well, which I like, which doesn't have too* many mistakes in it, which I'll not be able to repeat again as It was made up, and which some fool forgot to tune the guitar perfectly before hand only slightly out but enuff

I blame 2 legs for my absence from hootoo

2legs, please don't worry. Look at the amazing career that Neil Young has had, and, to the best of my knowledge, his guitar has never, ever been tuned. Nor does he sing in tune, but that hasn't stopped him one bit. I'm sure it sounds fine.

I blame 2legs for Neil Young.

i blame Neil Young for 2legs

i blame 2legs for girls
aloud

I blame 2legs for nose bleed, runny eyes, cough and general and no option to stay home from w*rk

I blame 2legs for procrastination over phonecalls, and early in the day housework after about two hours sleep

i blame 2legs for dead computers, and dodgy communal library computers. I also blame him for red nose day madness.

mini

I blame 2legs for vodafone being so busy I gave up being on hold

I also blame 2legs for the temptation of a cheese roll even though lunch wasn't that long ago

Vod*fone are pretty pants, period. The reception here is erratic at best.
*Roams the room looking for a signal, stands on chair...zilch*
I'm off to another company just as soon as the credit runs out.
So there, 2legs!

The front door just opened and someone came in, I blame 2legs for my peace being disturbed

i blame 2legs for me being hungry but having to visit the bank machine before i can visit the shop.

mini

Do you know who it is?
It could be an axe murder.
Grab something heavy quick!

This house isn't big enough for two axe murderers
I blame 2legs for my knowing well that it was merely lodger returning

i blame 2legs for all of the above..... and whatevers after.

I blame 2legs for Girls Aloud being beter than U2

I blame 2legs for the closure, yet again, of the Oulton Ales AKA oulton brewery, AKA Forbes Brewry, AKA Green Jack Brewry, brewry in Oulton broad

I blame 2legs for the sudden strange idea of contemplating how much a brewery costs to buy

I blame 2legs for even contemplating about the price of breweries

He should very well know the bad state of the livers of brewery owners...

i once saw a man hitch hiking, while carrying an axe. I didnt pick him up.