h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm coming round to yours at some point 2legs

I blame 2 legs for just running up the road to get some scotch bonnet chillis to put in the funny stew thing that is at present on the gas.

re 10109: perspective?

during WW1 50 million died of the spanish flu - more than were killed by bullets or other military devices...

but again: while we should not take the current situation too lightly, we should not panic either.

throw a wobbler maybe......

Noted that the world health organisation is panicking about the name and worried about offending pig farmers and Mexicans. Wait until they hear about 2legs!

Couldn't they just call them piggin Mexican farmers?

Or Mexican piggin farmers??



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Or Farmers that pig in mexico?

Piggy flue piggy flu piggy flue sneeze achuu
Piggy flue piggy flu sneeze sneese achu
Piggy flu achu
piggy flu piggy flu sneeze achuuuu

I blame 2legs for H5 N1

But H5 N1 is Bird Flu!!!

Pig flu is strain H1 N1.

So do we blame it on pigs that farm in Mexico//
Or Birds that pig in Mexico...
Or farms that birds pig out on in Mexico
Or ..........................................
Please continue............



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>Pig flu is strain H1 N1.<

So what is H2G2 ?

Don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the piggy
I blame 2legs for avian piggy flue and piggy bird flu, and elephant cold, and raindear sprained ankle, and gazelle gout.

So who's to blame for elephant's trunk?????




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I blame 2legs for my smelling like an ashtray as i decided to go to my friends birthday do tonight, my eyes are all itchy and my lungs dont like me, and the smokers were even being coniderate and smoking out of the window! Curses to my shoddy immune system, for which i blame 2legs.

mini

Hi effers!

I am a (relative) newby.
I thought everybody knew that H2G2 is a strain of the insanity virus, brought on by an irresistable urge to meet and converse with people you do not know, and are most unlikely to ever meet.


At least, that's the way I see it!!



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Yes we're pretty weird...I reckon it's the best thing about us.

Welcome gan

I blame 2legs for XLR cables, guitar strings, and drum control surfaces/pads

i blame 2legs for peanut butter and honey on toast, but I also blame him for it being my reward to myself for remembering to take five different meds some of which taste BAD!

mini

Hi effers!!

Many thanx for the welcome!!

Much apprecited....



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I blame 2legs for the reviews I just listened to and read, and this meaning I deifnatley have to buy the Korg NanoPAD USB Drum Pad now I blame 2legs for a company being so terrible as to make soemthign that is basically exactly what I want, and then not even having the decency to charge so much for it that I coudln't buy it

I blame 2 legs for wondering how I might actually post a smiley like without laughing just a bit