h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well it's frustrating cos I'm starving...but I'm having to eat very very slowly and chew a lot, but heaps of yoghurt cucumber raita are most soothing, and hitting the spot

I blame 2legs for the fact that I cant be bothered going through to the kitchen for food and also for the fact that my hobnob biscuts are dissapearing very rapidly!

mini

I blame 2legs for the unexpected £50 that enabled my purchase being insufficent to get me an airflight up to Manchester UK let alone across the channel or further
I also blame 2legs for the absoultely terrible dredful bad evil nasty horrible moovie my lodger is watching

I blame 2legs that I have to concede that...

I also blame 2legs for my realising it probably wouldn't have even covered the price of a rail ticket up to Manchester when I used to live there years ago... bl.imey.... can't imagine how much a train up to there would cost now, I know the little local services I use are sometimes twice what they were compaired to when I was still a student

I blame 2legs for lack of space in my bed forcing poor lynx to sleep on the floor, while all the other Lair Cats are peacefully in my bed.

I Blame 2legs for DQ not having a larger bed

You blame yourself????



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2legs is always blaming himself, its almost traditional. Although you cant really blame him for things that are avtually his fault (not sure if this rule really works sometimes)

This thread is a bit like monty python and the Mighty Boosh in that you just dont question it, you just let it happen around you and join in when it seems needed.

I blame 2legs for my making sense!

mini

I blame 2legs for blaming himself
No it does all make sense.... well to a twisted warped mind like mine it makes some kind of sense, just like the penguines with the silver motorbike helmuts.... they make sense too...

I blame 2legs for terminal lack of sleep

I blame 2legs for me knowing something that makes me post here.

lanzababy,

Re lime flavoured vodka - you can make your own with plain vodka - simply closely peel the rind from a lime and put the rind into the bottle - the longer you leave it the more limey it becomes . 24 hours is enough, but you can leave it there until the bottle is finished if you like (24 hours? )

The same works with all citrus fruits, berries, chilli, lots of stuff ....

>24 hours?<

Blimey, Aussies are a bit restrained and woosy

Just saw the smiley... I blame 2legs for making me think of a cup of crap......

2LEGSSSSSSS! I'm disgusted with you

I have nothing to blame 2legs for, so I'm here on false pretences, but wanted to say thank you to Feisor

I made some sloe gin like this ages ago - that was very nice

Ok, you win 2legs, I blame you for me talking about alcohol at 8.15am on a Sunday morning

The Lair Cats woke me up far too early this morning and demanded breakfast, which entirely must be 2legs fault. He could have been here feeding them, at at the same time made my morning and picked up . All which I had to do myself instead.

I blame 2legs for poor cat training. My one cat sleeps in her cat bed and then sits patiently, quietly outside my open bedroom door for me to wake up and feed her. Okay, granted she often vomits up her food and eats it again, but that is cats for you!
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PS, they are supposed to do that as aids digestion and when I used to clean it up thinking she was ill it deprived her of food until next meal, silly me!

I blame 2legs for too many ideas, insufficient sex, fantastic ham, great bread, tasty butter and - worthy
and for bank holiday weekends

I blame 2legs for excessive blaspheming at the snooker - but at least my boy is finally up and running.

I blame 2legs for my having to write a paper that requires reading a that makes me go after even one paragraph.