h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the last bit of my chocolate easter bunny that I'd been saving falling in my coffee

I blame 2legs for my being old and

I blame 2legs for my missing my far too much. I also blame 2legs for the saying thet i am allergic to 's

I blame 2legs fr the big loomy thing already being boring and i only just woke up.

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I blame 2legs for the big loomy thing being too noisey and boring so that I may be forced to just go back to bed

I blame 2legs being on Bank Holiday while I have to w*rk

i blame 2legs for me having to w*rk another 3 days before having a bank holiday which is only followed by two weeks of regular holidays

In that case I blame for me having to work another three days before four days off including the weekend

I ate too much.... and you ALL know whose fault THAT is! 2legs of course

i blame 2legs for br queen blaming me in this thread

I blame 2legs for feeling all early evening sundayish on the loomy thing. But the long tea time will be put to bed with a beef mince pie I've just put in the oven to have with a pile of purple sprouting. I blame the 2legs laddy.

(fur ball coated cushion has now been well scrupped and has been told sternly to stay on *her* grubby cushion on the floor next to the radiator for an indefinite period).

*scrupped* should be *scrubbed* but actually the former was more like what I actually did to it And yes natch, I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for discovering a large hairy peacefully sleeping in one of my kitchen drawers, on top of the dishtowels, where I had expected a small inconspicuous ...

When I woke him, he said he was thirsty...

did he blame 2legs?

Who else is there to blame?

which in itself is 2legs' fault

I blame 2legs for home made onion and gren chili bhaji, spicey naam, Chicken and vegetable brown and white rice Biriani, and pickled chili peppers. And for some lazy sod not having cooked it yet

I'm blaming 2legs for not forking over said Biriani, thus forcing me to order pizza...

I blame 2legs for the lousy weather we've had all day.



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i'm blaming 2legs for yarreau ordering in a pizza boy

I blame 2lgs for unfortunate stain in toilet that will not go away....

Come on 2lgs, come and deal with it