h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Little bugger.

How easily lies trip off the tongue {or typed}

I wish you knew what I've just been though.

I hope you're pleased with yourself!

Well now you know.

Ben

Crikey.There's so much passion out there (or in here) isn't there.
To tell you the truth, I'm gobsmacked. Sorry all..
Bilbobilbo.

Galaxy Babe. If I have caused you any personal pain I am sincerely sorry. Please find it in your heart to forgive me.Bilbobilbo.

Promise me you will love and cherish your wife for the rest of your life and you're forgiven, Bb

Do you *know* how lucky you are?

Galaxy Babe, I am going to buy her a bunch of flowers on my way home and tonight give her that Massage she's been asking for for days. Love her deeply. 28 years on 17th July.

I was wondering how a day at work included topless sunburns.

Hmmm, wish my social circle's scenario was fictional

That is what I kept asking - especially as Bilbobilbo works in a mortuary (according to his PS).

On a slightly lighter note.....
Me 51, she 29. She wanted ME.
Just call me Tiger.
Bilbobilbo.

It would seem that everyone else is gobsmacked too. Or am I being sent to Coventry for my sins?

Now we hear the ego talking

"She wanted ME"

Gob truly smacked.

Well, that explains why you didn't leap to the defence of the lady with the imaginary naked back after I called her every name under the sun... Never happened, doesn't apply.

Good luck to you and Mrs Bilbo then.

Sorry Reefgirl.The remark was meant to be tongue in cheek. Brad Pitt I aint, but I was, and still am flattered if truth be told.
Bilbobilbo.

Bilbobilbo, here is a spade and here is a pick, but my advice is STOP DIGGING!



B

Point taken Ben. Bilbobilbo.

Ok Bilbo, apology accepted

Thanks Reefgirl. Now I really am going home to Mrs Bilbo with head held high. Night all. Bilbobilbo.

To return to the whole temptation theme, I was tempted by a caramel shortbread today.

I resisted.