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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 9, 2003
My sentiments exactly 
oh no 
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 9, 2003
i've just been unable to get in here because its full of bloody aardvarks!!!! i think they put me in a queue at the aardvark counters, i don't remember anything after passing the eggs
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 9, 2003
You've been passing eggs?! 
should probably see a 
*the Aardvarks leave teh store 
How odd *rejoins of a particularly long queue, and accidentally drops an A1314253
on the floor 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 9, 2003
You've been passing eggs?! should probably see a *the Aardvarks leave teh store How odd *rejoins of a particularly long queue, and accidentally drops an A1314253
on the floor
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 9, 2003
do you think he'll giveme some cream? what? a whole meet? welll, not sure about a whole meet in the middle of sainsburys...
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The Halibut Posted Oct 14, 2003
*The halibut walks out, over the road, and buys a newspaper from teh small newsagent, carrys it back across the street, and sits on a bench and begins reading it
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 14, 2003
*begins kiciking young brat-kid in queue
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 14, 2003
NOOO! he is the sacred keeper of the bratkidictus cure!
we must keep him safe until we find the moose who will unlock the secret of all secrety secret things (even kept secret from himself!)so that we will be able to heal the world in a non michael jackson 'beat it' type of way....
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 15, 2003
*wonders outside to see what newspaper the Halibut is reading 
hay, the headline is about a moose?! Oh, its the Gardian no, sorry, its the 'Grundian' says here:
'A moose was loud wondering about in nest Lodnol' Think there is a few spelling erors got though their editorial staff... again... 
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the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Oct 15, 2003
Probably the easiest way to avoid a queue is to get a pram. Using it as a battering ram increases its efficiency.
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 15, 2003
battering goats work in basically the same way, but battering ewes you want to stay away from!
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the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Oct 15, 2003
Luckily I've never had to deal with a battering ewe at the cheese counter in Sainsbury's
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 15, 2003
can I have half a pound of that there bavarian smoked chedder please?
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the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Oct 15, 2003
I'm surprised that wasn't a cue for one of the Python fans
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 15, 2003
there you go sir oops, first eggs, now this, i'll have to see my . would you like that withthe mouse?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 15, 2003
Oh yes please, and a twist of lemming...
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