h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*jumps foward in queue

NO! i was...i, but...i was sleeping there

Oh Ok then *lies on floor also

want a pillow? they're in that big box over there if you need one

*crawls over and grabs a couple of pillows

its not feather is it? they make me sneeze...

No, I think they are some artifical filling, so no feathers *also trips up a passing kid

mmmm tastes like marshymellows! and strangely of clowns ?

must be the candyfloss

*eats some candyfloss

i got an email from pennywise the clown in my junk mail at the weekend!

attacks pennywise from below duvet...(less scary when you can't see em)


*flushes loo and runs screamin away before something comes up*

*appears to have scared away all other queuers...takes the jump over 2legs fast asleep under duvet and dashes to the front* i'm sorry, can i come back in a bit, i've forgotten my shopping

*wakes up in a start with a shocked expression and demands that the person or persons who were melesting him whilst he were asleep come back and do it again *readjusts pillows and slides up on teh floor, to move up in the queue *notices no one is at the checkout but decides to ignore this

decides to forget about shopping, instead going back to empty checkout to mess about, playing with buttons...
discovers the tube that sucks up notes in a bottle thing and accidently sucks up 2legs head, resembling the greedy kid from willy wonka being sucked up the tube

*grows another head

scans 2legs new head...thats £2.99 please

*goes ape* *begins swinging from the lighting and beating his chest and eating bannanas

thtas all very well, but its still £2.99 please! look, have you got a voucher?! or a points card?!

*hands over money. keep the change *wonders out to see what The Halibut is up to

would you like a bag? i haven't got paper ones sorry...we have some polystyrene from my shoe though?