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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2003
*jumps foward in queue
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2003
Oh Ok then 
*lies on floor also
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
want a pillow? they're in that big box over there if you need one 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2003
*crawls over and grabs a couple of pillows 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2003
No, I think they are some artifical filling, so no feathers *also trips up a passing kid 
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
mmmm tastes like marshymellows! and 
strangely of clowns ?
must be the candyfloss
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
i got an email from pennywise the clown in my junk mail at the weekend! 
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
attacks pennywise from below duvet...(less scary when you can't see em)
*flushes loo and runs screamin away before something comes up*
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
*appears to have scared away all other queuers...takes the jump over 2legs fast asleep under duvet and dashes to the front* i'm sorry, can i come back in a bit, i've forgotten my shopping
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2003
*wakes up in a start with a shocked expression and demands that the person or persons who were melesting him whilst he were asleep come back and do it again 
*readjusts pillows and slides up on teh floor, to move up in the queue *notices no one is at the checkout but decides to ignore this
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
decides to forget about shopping, instead going back to empty checkout to mess about, playing with buttons...
discovers the tube that sucks up notes in a bottle thing and accidently sucks up 2legs head, resembling the greedy kid from willy wonka being sucked up the tube 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 21, 2003
*goes ape* *begins swinging from the lighting and beating his chest and eating bannanas
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 21, 2003
thtas all very well, but its still £2.99 please! look, have you got a voucher?! or a points card?!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 21, 2003
*hands over money. keep the change *wonders out to see what The Halibut is up to
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 21, 2003
would you like a bag? i haven't got paper ones sorry...we have some polystyrene from my shoe though?
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