h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

righto, bloody hell! they've all gone in now! bloody lemmings

little blighters get everywhere *shakes head one just fell out of me ear

there in my sausage roll!!! bloody illuminous haired things!

*goes wild in teh isles

*realises 2legs is doing the dance to sclub juniors latest mime*

Look its Dale!:: Over there

dale winton? dale from the chipmunks?

Dale! everyehrwhere and chipmunks run for the hills no, run away from teh hills *finishes halucinating and falls to the floor beneath a pile of tin cans

chipmunks, aardvarks, lemmings, dropping eggs, cheese...*bangs head* ah thats better, alphabetical order aardvarks, chipmunks, droppin....

*eyes the Halibut suspesciously thorugh the window

*looks at the magazines availible Ahh, the most popular magazine amongst Vultures, ; 'Which Carcus' *picks up a copy of 'toenail collector weekly'

puts 'Logs Monthly' back on shelf, notices a butterfly perpetrating the seal of the automatic doors

*wonders why the seal is sitting ontop of the automatic doors *puts magazine back on shelf and joins the back of the queue again...

what a daft thought! it is the gatekeeper of course

Ahhh, obviously whats that man doing over there?

well, he's pulling a mouse through a blender of course...well, they ran out of oxtail soup

Ahh, quite obvious really *pulls out a automatic handgun and begins shooting the potatos

mmmm mouse soup! tasty! i'm gonna try moose soup next

finds a big duvet to buy, gets back in queue and falls asleep