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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 4, 2003
*chaos begins to end as brown suited security bloke walks into room and gives a shifty look*
*makes way to back of queue*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 4, 2003
*rejoins queue, and watches 'Saturday boy' being randomly beaten by the security guards, before being carted off to who-knows-where
*as he has been in the queue a long while begins feeling hungry, and eats a samosa and a picori from his trolley
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 4, 2003
*sees 2legs eating and becomes peckish* to fruit n veg section, nicks a grape while avoiding brown suit bloke
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 4, 2003
*continues eating, the quiche, the cheese, the other cheese, the other cheese, the apples, bannanas, porkpies sausages 'my basket is empty' I wonder how that happened *wonders off round the shop again searching for food
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The Halibut Posted Dec 2, 2003
*the Halibut finishes reading the newspaper, throws it in the bin and reenters the store, grabbing a french stick, and begins hitting customers over the head with it
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 2, 2003
*throws peanuts at the people in the queue
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 2, 2003
*continues chasing the girl from teh cheese counter
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 2, 2003
wanders over to nicely stacked shelfs which have just been faced up and removes 1 item from the front of each display.
Well someones gotta make work for the schoolies
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 2, 2003
* spots a nicely stacked pyramid of baked beans, and takes the bottom middle can, with the expected results <boing. *returns chasing the cheese counter girl
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 2, 2003
wanders off as he really doesn't need to know what it looks like when a Granny gets grabbed by the fuzz
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Dec 2, 2003
granny wanders off laughing at the motorbike being towed away. 'how could anybody want to ride that hairdryer'
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- 201: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 4, 2003)
- 202: Baconlefeets (Nov 4, 2003)
- 203: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 4, 2003)
- 204: Baconlefeets (Nov 4, 2003)
- 205: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 4, 2003)
- 206: Baconlefeets (Nov 13, 2003)
- 207: The Halibut (Dec 2, 2003)
- 208: Baconlefeets (Dec 2, 2003)
- 209: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 2, 2003)
- 210: Baconlefeets (Dec 2, 2003)
- 211: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 2, 2003)
- 212: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Dec 2, 2003)
- 213: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 2, 2003)
- 214: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 2, 2003)
- 215: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 2, 2003)
- 216: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 2, 2003)
- 217: Baconlefeets (Dec 2, 2003)
- 218: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Dec 2, 2003)
- 219: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 2, 2003)
- 220: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Dec 2, 2003)
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