h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dives for the tin of salmon and wrestles it to the floor

noooooo n-o-t t-h-e s-a-l-m-o-n

Takes the tin of smoked salmon and joins the back of the queue, looking over the bobble hats of an indeterminant number of granny's standing in queue

*gets to the front of the queue, and leaves it to rejoin teh back

Down on the floor!repeat! down on the floor!!!!

*begins to get ner the front of teh queue
*suddenly leaves the queue and runs off down teh veg and fruit isle, picking up a tomato and an onion

Who you calling a vegetable?!

Oi! Gimme back my onion!

*goes wild in the isles with an onion

t o m a t o

*dives into the fresh fish counter

I used to love this thread!

*noticing the queue hasn't seemed to ahve moved much recently has a peek down the line * theres no one at the till!

*Notices that all of the shopping assistants have formed their own queue to buy trouser pressers*

Hey! I wanna buy this orange!





*Joins the shopping assistants and does the trouser press dance*

*does the trouser press dance and flances through the isles to find a jar of chilli sauce

*puts the chilli sauce on teh shelf with the instant coffee and goes to find some kiwi's