h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Halibut, remembering about four things at the same time, sees the omlette, decides it is good and continues running about in teh store

*The Halibut, remembering about four things at the same time, sees the omlette, decides it is good and continues running about in teh store

hmmmm, I think that the halibut is a bit slippy with its triple posts...
decides to open a restaurant in the middle of the store, serving one halibut, first come, first served. Scrambeld eggs. Omelettes, with a hint of fish

*2legs swoops down on the Bridge members from teh Warblswicc club, and deftly removes their antiquented head gear, dropping it in one delicate movement over the newly opened resturant,
*the Halibut seizes itsoppertunity, a box of cornflakes and a bottle of tomato sauce and runs off

grabs sleeping security guards hat and shouts "oy you get back here, Catch the pidgeon catch the pidgeon , oops, catch that halibut!!don't let it get away!"

*the robby rocketpants rocket pants run out of fuel and 2legs glides to teh floor, and takes off in medium-hot persuit of the halibut

nips to sainsbury's petrol station...."do you take diesel?"

*2legs suddenly notices the queue has grown to epic proportions and rejoins it again

*2legs suddenly notices the queue has grown to epic proportions and rejoins it again

Suddenly, a middle eastern looking gentleman with a very bulky looking jacket on joins the queue, muttering something about Jihad.

*the librarian can't decide whether he should join the queue, but knows what he is obliged to do...*

SSSHHHHHH!

notices that penelope pittstop is outside eating a take away mcdonalds

*rushes outside without paying

waits for 2legs to vacate the premises and steals his place...

*acosts penelopy pitstop in the back of a cab

*enjoys the newly acquired queue space*

*much refreshed by 'acosting' Penelopy Pitstop in teh back of a cab 2legs reenters the store and heads off in hot persuit of the lemon drizzle cake

"catch the pidgeon, catch the pidgeon "

AArdvarks!

AARDVARKS?!!! my aunt's in here somewhere!