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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 6, 2003
*decides he has had a nuff,
*walks to front of queue, pushing several OAPs over and out of the way
*ignores tutting from OAPs
*pulls out sawn off spud gun
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 6, 2003
*pulls baslket further down onto head and prepares self for the sound of spudda-spudda-ding-dong*
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 6, 2003
*becomes strangely disappointed at absence of the impending potato war*
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Bilbobilbo Posted Oct 6, 2003
Fires off spud gun and fells pensioners with a volley of Bellywinks.
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 6, 2003
straps basket onto head in a helmety fashion. "don't worry gran, i'll make sure you get your catfood and hairnets to the till in time for the wedding", sneaks around back of cashiers desk and uses scanner to zap everyone out of way
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 6, 2003
*discovers that bobble hats are alike the sponges that expand when wetted, and subsequently is pulled into a quick sand like pool of bobbles* NOOOO not the dreaded bobble hat!!!!anything but that!!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 6, 2003
I would imagine, that, at the end of the day, or, for that matter any time, it is most probable, that the likelyhood of anything silly or remotely non-sensible happening here is pretty negledgible, but what do I know, I'm about to turn into a flying shopping trolley...
**splish splash
'Help I'm drowning in water from an OAPs bobble hat!!! Oh, no, not the bobble hat, save us! *suddenly a postumous umbrella stand appears and turns 2legs into a shopping trolley
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winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire Posted Oct 6, 2003
Phew!! well as long as it isn't about to get silly, that's all we need right now, what with the Inglebert Humperdink abseiling division on strike and all...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 6, 2003
Well, indeed, sillyness in light of the impending disaster and severity of events surrounding that would be most unwelcome, unless, of course, the Warblswic anti-absailing league are consulted, but, personally I'd rather consult with a enragged stomach than with those obsessive bannanas.
*2legs, in trolley form begins attacking the bobble hats
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winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire Posted Oct 6, 2003
Quite so. you took the words right out of my mouth.
*The OAP's bobble hats start to clog the supermarket's drains, and gradually the water level rises, despite 2leg's best efforts to slay them.....*
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 7, 2003
*drags herself out with the help from Malcolms broom handle* WWWWHHHHHOOOOOAAAHHHHH *slides unsteadily over the slippy slab floor and surrounds several sausage counters for ammo*
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Bilbobilbo Posted Oct 7, 2003
Meanwhile, over at the footbacon counter another Queue is forming as the news comes in of an imminent shortage of dripping.
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 7, 2003
There was chaos at the supermarket today when a person called footbacon was ravaged apart by OAPs mistaking her for actual Bacon. She is currently in intensive care, awaiting a ham transplant
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Oct 7, 2003
Ictoan's Law of Silliness in HooToo threads:
Silliness of thread is directly proportional to the number of posts by 2Legs multiplied by the time (in 24hr format).
There is, of course, only one possible SI Unit of Silliness, that being the NightHoover or Nh.
Currently there have been 15 posts by 2Legs and the time is 10:29.
Therefore the current silliness of this thread is
15 * 1029 = 15435Nh or 1.5MNh
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 7, 2003
but 2 legs hasn't been in here this mornin...yet. so how silly is it as of 9am?
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 7, 2003
*watches the gears turnming in Ictoan's head*
*grabs magazine from side of queue and attcks grandad*
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- 41: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 6, 2003)
- 42: Bilbobilbo (Oct 6, 2003)
- 43: Baconlefeets (Oct 6, 2003)
- 44: Baconlefeets (Oct 6, 2003)
- 45: Bilbobilbo (Oct 6, 2003)
- 46: Baconlefeets (Oct 6, 2003)
- 47: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 6, 2003)
- 48: Baconlefeets (Oct 6, 2003)
- 49: Baconlefeets (Oct 6, 2003)
- 50: winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire (Oct 6, 2003)
- 51: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 6, 2003)
- 52: winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire (Oct 6, 2003)
- 53: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 6, 2003)
- 54: winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire (Oct 6, 2003)
- 55: Baconlefeets (Oct 7, 2003)
- 56: Bilbobilbo (Oct 7, 2003)
- 57: Baconlefeets (Oct 7, 2003)
- 58: IctoanAWEWawi (Oct 7, 2003)
- 59: Baconlefeets (Oct 7, 2003)
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