h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, either there is a residual effect in which case we have to calculate the half life of a 2Legs post
OR
We have to calculate each Researchers silliness as a factor of 2Legs.

Well, either there is a residual effect in which case we have to calculate the half life of a 2Legs post
OR
We have to calculate each Researchers silliness as a factor of 2Legs.

is that in percentage form? can you do a pie chart as i'm feeling a bit hungry...apple please

I'll have the cherry please.

come on icto!!!! we're hungry over here! just chuck the pie in our general direction and we should be able to find it bytracing the percentages

*The supermarket trolley, formally known as the artist formally known as 2legs returns to morphological topology more indicitive of a carbon-based bipedal lifeform

Ahhhhhhh, I'm up to my knees in water *grabs a packet of high-fibre museli and throws it at the remaining OAPs

eh oh *the warblswic bridge society matterialise at the fresh fish counter and drop a large bag of pondweed on to the halibut

*The supermarket trolley, formally known as the artist formally known as 2legs returns to morphological topology more indicitive of a carbon-based bipedal lifeform

Ahhhhhhh, I'm up to my knees in water *grabs a packet of high-fibre museli and throws it at the remaining OAPs

eh oh *the warblswic bridge society matterialise at the fresh fish counter and drop a large bag of pondweed on to the halibut

*The supermarket trolley, formally known as the artist formally known as 2legs returns to morphological topology more indicitive of a carbon-based bipedal lifeform

Ahhhhhhh, I'm up to my knees in water *grabs a packet of high-fibre museli and throws it at the remaining OAPs

eh oh *the warblswic bridge society matterialise at the fresh fish counter and drop a large bag of pondweed on to the halibut

*trudges to pie counter herself* cherry was it? fancy some pie 2legs?

Pies! Pies! Pies! *rushes over to pie counter singing the theme tune from the 'A' Team

Meanwhile, at the back of the dripping queue, mabel adjusts her incontinence pants fearing a leak.

At 1152 a crack commando unit was sent to a pie counter by a cullinary court for a pie they didn't ingest. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stock (chicken) to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune cookies. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Pie-Team ...

have you bought another cloak?! you know that thats what started all this kerfuffle!

*Mable is supprized when a leek, thrown by 2legs catches her right in the middle of her bobble hat *meanwhile, at the pie counter::
'two cherry pies please' *the water, still rising appears to go unnoticed by the supermarket staff, who also seem oblivous to various questions directed at them by shopping persons within the confinds of the supermarkets eight walls

*Mable is supprized when a leek, thrown by 2legs catches her right in the middle of her bobble hat *meanwhile, at the pie counter::
'two cherry pies please' *the water, still rising appears to go unnoticed by the supermarket staff, who also seem oblivous to various questions directed at them by shopping persons within the confinds of the supermarkets eight walls

*takes an extra pie and places it next to the sausages...puts sausages next to toilet rolls and toilet rolls next to pies* Ha! that'll fool em!

Footbacon, having found some ham for her half bitten forearm, rampages through the isles in a supermarket sweep fashion

As, at the alcohol counter, gordon shouts for "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please".

'no, I said rare'
'this is rare',
'no its not, a rare steak is rare, as there doesn't appear to be any about here'
'here is one'
'no it is not'
'yes it is'
'does it even look as if it is still breathing?'
'I don't know what you mean'
'have you seen the frog with the silver toe'
'excuess me'
'no chance'
'hay'
'no I'm not a hourse'
'have you come here to buy anything or just involve in bizzare conversations'
'I said'have you seen teh frog with the silver toe''
'I'm sure I heard you right the first time and I know not of what you speak'
'you are Shoeman, are you knot?'
'who'
'not today'
'ardvark 15 by 31 north'
'believe the wizzened old feather hat'
'when modulational indicitives delight in toothpaste haven, ride the bran-flake, and close the waldorf'
'thankyou;'

*2legs leaves the fish counter

sillyness scale goes off the pie counter

"And you can get to the back of the queue", says the assistant to Gordon, "YOU OLD COFFIN DODGER".