h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Exactly. Only a little thicker. Well there are varying thicknesses anyay. And it has a very distinctive scent.

I wonder if they've done the same to the UHU stick? Of course it wouldn't be the same.

Back on the subject of Petty Hates:
Things that say "Now made with real oranges!". You mean it wasn't before?

Cyclists who use mobile phones whilst cycling!

Cyclists who cycle on the pedestrian side of a split pedestrian/cycle path!

Although when all the pedestrians walk on the cycle side, and all the cyclists cycle on the pedestrian side, as often seems to happen in Nottingham, one wonders if one shouldn't follow suit.

People who won't shut up.

the whacking great big dent,made to the bonnet when hitting tha aforementioned cyclists.

yeah- i hate that....

The way I get paint on my handlebars when I scrap past cars.

Oh 'eck i think this is war...

The cost of wing mirrors. And the seven years' bad luck that comes with it.

Motorcyclists who hit your wing mirror then look at you as if to say 'what did you put it there for'.

Motorists who drive so far to the left that I practically have to cycle on the kerb.

roadkill ancestry being seafarersalways been under impression cyclelist where , just mobile fenders

Oh it's all right, I get my own back. There's many an aerial- less car where I've been cycling.

Ah. Glue sticks...we have those...and you know, I think they've changed the smell of them recently over on this side of the pond, too. My daughter's glue sticks just don't smell the same...

Sad isn't it. Although I never really liked glue, I always preferred sellotape. I even tried to make sello- mache.

i am just wondering why you are all sniffing glue sticks

What scent have they made pritt-stickTM smell of anyway. I think they should do one that smells of gravy.

This week I are be mostly hating the cat that cr*ps on my flat kitchen roof because it seems to think the small stones are cat litter.

At the moment I'm hating not being able to sleep, because I have to get up in four hours and I'm still wide awake.

try placeing orange peel on the roof or lemon peel ,deters most cats.
or provide a litter tray?.

Fresher's flu and arrogant morons who cycle along main roads with both hands off the handlebars. I'm soo tempted just to kick their back wheel, in a way a cyclist using the handlebars could ignore but would sent these idiots flying