h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

MR, if a wrestler can be Governor of Minnesota, why not a bodybuilder in California?

Obsession with cutting garden lawns and front lawns on a regular basis as though the slightest bit of growth or unevenness would lead to the collapse of civilisation.

People who are obsessed with the modern and the current.

Watering lawns and leaving sprinklers on all night and noticing the difference when water meters are installed...
People leaving bin bags out, losely tied days before collection in the summer so that foxes and cats open and rummage during the night, leaving pavements strewn with litter.
Litter full stop.

Taps that drip. People who don't shut doors.

Alternately, people who don't look before flinging doors open!

There was an article in the paper yesterday reporting that London Bridge commuters were held up for 2 hours becuase there was a fire caused by litter strewn on the track. Good example of why I hate selfish thoughtless litter bugg**s

I've said it before on this thread, but I've seen school children at bus stops drop tin cans and crisp packets on the floor when they're only a metre away from a rubbish bin.

I've probably said this earlier too - there are city suits and parents in front of their kids dropping stuff who definitely should know better.

being awakened in the morning by Jahova's

mark>

i realy hate it when i misspell something and notice the second i press 'POST'

mark>

GODDAMN IT! i did it again, really really really really annoys me that!

When there's a problem with the server, so the massive update you did to that Entry you've been working on just goes blank.

i have to say before i mention this one that in no way am i being sexist here, but, i really can't stand female stand up comics. i don't know why, its just as soon as they start their act i just wanna pelt em with rotten veg and booo them off the stage. i find their acts empty and lacking in style and timing and grace. sorry ladies

I don't have any problem with female comics in principal, just the ones that aren't funny.

I'm gonna be over-pc here and be like people who pretend to be enthralled by the paraolympics and say I find female comics hilarious.

Afraid i tend to agree- i've never found any female comics particularly funnyThe ones i know of, don't seem as relaxed or something.. the jokes feel more laboured and rehearsed. Maybe i've just never heard the funny ones yet

Aaaaah *Jury's* out (what's Ian Dury got to do with it?)

Is this the place to ask what that term means?
The jury's out.

Never understood what it means.