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Post 981

Citizen S

And people who say peole rather than people....


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Post 982

HonestIago

Citizen S, I've got a Nokia and I can still dial 999 and 112 when my phone is locked - very annoying


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Post 983

Zantic - Who is this woman??

The way my bum can unlock my phone, when I have it in my back pocket. And the way my handbag can do the same thing when the phone is in it. smiley - grr

Zantic smiley - dragon


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Post 984

Mal

Your body's outta practice, then, Zantic. *Any* part of mine can unlock it; in fact, my phone's trained itself to be unlocked even when it *isn't* touching anything. The most annoying is when the reverse occurs; it's been on keylock or whatever, and then someone calls you and you accidentally hang up in your pocket, or even when you're trying to get it out or answer it.


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Post 985

Zantic - Who is this woman??

Ah..I only ever keep the thing in my back pocket or my handbag. The rest of my body gets no training. I rarely have the thing on, and even more rarely out and about with me. Tis only a means of contacting peopole when lost - not a major form of communication.. smiley - winkeye

Zantic smiley - dragon


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Post 986

The Groob

Websites that wont let you go BACK. You find a website on google and when you open it up you can't go back to google. It's very annoying. What do the people running the site think this achieves?


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Post 987

AlexoOo

Mobile phones.

People who use mobile phones when driving.

People who sit clicking beepy text keys for hours on end.

The way H2G2 now says "Hello AlexoOo I'm not AlexoOo". It is giving me an identity crisis.


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Post 988

Researcher 185550

smiley - laugh

Oh I would've thought it's fairly simple. Hello you, I am not you. If I was you I wouldn't be me.

I'm not a huge fan of the new way of displaying conversations though.


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Post 989

The Groob

People who insist on yes or no answers to questions that require a fuzzy answer.

People who fuzzify issues when a yes or no would suffice.


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Post 990

The Groob

People who say 'goats eat anything'.

When was the last time you saw a goat tucking into a JCB smart *rse?


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Post 991

warhead

Ear and nasel hair. I hate seeing it on other people and I hate having it. So damn irritating and hard to get rid of. AND it keeps growing back.


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Post 992

Researcher 185550

People who confuse anything and everything.


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Post 993

AlexoOo

Parents who have no idea how to control their awful little b*****d kids.

I know you aren't allowed to hit kids any more, but you could still use water torture, or chinese burns.


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Post 994

winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire

smiley - oksmiley - biggrin


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Post 995

Mal

The little pixie who, each time I turn my back, switches the support stands for the keyboard to opposite positions...


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Post 996

HonestIago

The tooth smiley - fairy What a mean thing to do, encouraging kids to loose teeth. I bet the ad exec who came up with that idea was laughing his a*s off.


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Post 997

The Groob

Maybe we should invent a 'wet the bed fairy'. Then the kids have the last laugh. smiley - smiley


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Post 998

The Groob

Trying to find old threads on H2. Is there an easy way to do it? I want to suggest a 'find an old thread by words in the thread title' facility, but I think:

A) One exists already and I'm too stupid to find it
B) Everyone else suggests that too


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Post 999

chickadee (wheee!)

math. it's evil.

and illegible handwriting.


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Post 1000

HonestIago

Chemistry and Physics. They are just WRONG!


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