h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

old people who go joggingand yet move slower than the walkers. nothing against old people, but they're the only ones who seem to do that.

Parents who buy their children the latest fashions, particularly those a friend of mine called the "kinderslut" look. (although this could turn into a large issue for me soon!)

People who constantly check your understanding, thus:

"I went out yesterday, right? And I saw Dave and Julie, right?" etc...

W of M

"Know what I mean, yeah?"

People who overreact to pavement cycling as though it's the crime of the century.

Those who are so "panda cat" that they cannot be bothered... hehehe

Bad table manners (they really get to me!), Line Dancing (cringeworthy!), Cats , moody people (I hate when you feel like your treading on egg shells trying to pussy foot around them) pessimists, boring people who have no sense of adventure. Creepy Crawlies & frogs. (I won't go on or I'll start sounding like Victor(ia) Meldrew!!)

Speaking of which...people who go around spouting TV catchphrases as a substitute for actual humour. Especially when they believe they just do the *best* David Brent impression...

People whose entire conversation consists of telling you about a show they saw on TV last night. In. Excruciating. Detail.

Hair growing in my ears. It's damn irritating and difficult to remove.

Guy in my office. Hate him. Rubs his hands in glee. What the f*ck?!

(a Turkish shave involves burning ear and nose hair out by waving a huge flame under nose/ears(careful to cover the rest of face with hand though!) so you could try that?)

Disabled people who park in mother and child places.
People who reek of B.O.
People who honk their horn to say goodbye at 2:00am.
Parents who don't control their children in public places.
Shops that wont let a desperate child use their toilet.
Women who wear orange foundation.
Shops that never sell trousers that are long enough for me.
Men that urinate in the street.
Cats that crap in my garden.
People who colect all their litter up into a bag and then leave the bag on the beach.
Banks.
Super market trollies that wont go round corners.
(Ahhh, that's better....)

Eeek, I really don't fancy the idea of flames up my hooter or in my lugs. I'll still to inneficient plucking, I think, but thanks for the suggestion.

I often offer to pluck Wulfric's extraneous eye brows, grey hairs and things, but for some unknown reason he seems to object to this. I think he thinks it's a girl thing!
BCW

People who have too many pet hates.
People who try to influence me.
People who think they're in control.
Most people.
Non-pessimists.
Boring people.
Non-moody people.
People who don't like me, or the people I like.
People who try to hard.
People who I don't like.
The list goes on...

People who have too many pet hates.
People who try to influence me.
People who think they're in control.
Most people.
Non-pessimists.
Boring people.
Non-moody people.
People who don't like me, or the people I like.
People who try to hard.
People who I don't like.
The list goes on...

People who say "Cheer up, it may never happen!". The only reply to this is to stare at them, wide-eyed and baleful, for a few seconds, then growl: "It just has."

People who think that seniority is the winning ace in any argument.

Overly servile people, or crawlers.

Car sales staff that think women are an easy sell.
Overly made-up and/or perfumed women.
Men with their shirts unbuttoned, particularly if they're wearing chains.
Chin hairs.
People who leave their wet clothes in the washer (or their dry ones in the dryer) for hours at a time at the laundromat.

When you remember something, but you can't remember exactly what it is.

when you think of something you need to do, walk out the door and forget...repeatidly.