BOB CRATCHETT ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!!!

DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!!!

Hello Folks,

12th November 2004
New News:

I've been thinking I ought to add an update to my introduction as much of that information is a little out of date. In fact it's now a year and a half ago since I got married and I still feel like I'm in married bliss. My man is a good man and he sustains me with love and affection till it comes out of my ears. I'm a lucky girl! It's been some time since I've written a great deal because I think that contentment sometimes can make you a little bit lazy and complacent but I am trying to buck out of this complacency and stir up some new words. These efforts might be a bit lame, but hopefully eventually I will get the knack back.

Old News:

I'm known as Bob Cratchett's Wife on here, but the truth be known, I'm really Wulfrics wife . Wulfric is known as Bob Cratchett sometimes in the marital home!! I thought I'd log on in here and find out what he's been up to. Yes I'm the one who arrived on his door stop with "a strange mixture of paranormal/spiritual books and romantic girly-type literature" Well it's not that "girly" really. Wulfric and I got married last month so we're still in the glow of wedded bliss! And by the way, he is the one that always ends up buying the unnecessary expensive items in the supermarket not me! I say, "Get the small trolley, because if we get a big one we'll only fill it up!" But does he listen - No! He says, I got the big one because it was nearer! Well you can say it till you're blue in the face, but it doesn't always get through!!!

WE'VE GOT GHOSTS IN OUR FLAT!!!

I take pleasure from many little occupations. I love tinkering about in the kitchen!! My strawberry smoothies are to die for - not to mention my Shepherds Pie, so my husband tells me, though he makes the perfect Cappucino. I like spoiling him a little bit, but in the heat of a hot summer the desire to spend a few hours in the kitchen wanes a little. I also enjoy a bit of writing now and again, though I'm sorely out of practice. I enjoy writing poetry and childrens fiction particularly. Maybe one day I'll sit down and write that one publishable book. Funny how that word doesn't look right but I can't quite think what it should be. I used to be a bit of a diva but am getting a bit old for the karaoke scene! Too much self preservation!!


As "Barny Owl" for a group of Brownie Guides I quite appreciate being given the run around by 30 7-10 year olds. They came to our wedding with all their flags and uniforms and we had a Brownie Guard Of Honour - It was very cute!!

A little ode which I think is quite appropriate for me:

MY BUM

My bum is so large,
a little like a barge,
aeroplanes navigate around,
my arse so very large and round,
and though it is, to know you'd like,
it's not a place to park your bike!!

God bless all well rounded individuals out there!!
Long may you live in health and happiness, and always get the best men!! Coz we do in the end!! ;-)

BY THE WAY IF YOU GET BLUE TITS IN YOUR GARDEN, I'D SUGGEST YOU COME INDOORS AND PUT SOMETHING ON!!

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