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What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Mycelium Posted Jan 25, 2003
"Picture this," said the third soul, "I'm b*llock naked and hiding in a fridge..."
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Captain Kebab Posted Jan 26, 2003
"Surprise! Bus conductor!"
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Geggs Posted Jan 27, 2003
To meet his flat-mate.
(The old ones are the best!)
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Beatrice Posted Jan 27, 2003
Wrapping paper!
or....
because they are, you see.
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
C Hawke Posted Jan 27, 2003
We did this in a Rag Mag once on the basis that everyone knew the joke and we'd save paper.
Some from those days -
"next time you hold the pigeon and I'll s**t on it"
"most of the others just leave her on the fence"
"well you shouldn't have taken me to the vet then"
CH
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Beatrice Posted Jan 27, 2003
ooooh, RagMag jokes! I remember a whole caffuffle about one that ended
"so you can carry her home like a 6-pack when she's drunk"
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
C Hawke Posted Jan 27, 2003
Gosh yes, some truly dreadful ones like that, along with
"They both leak when f**ked"
CH
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Mu Beta Posted Jan 27, 2003
I love the fact that I've been able to identify every joke on this thread so far.
My favourites:
"This hod hit me"
"Diving header in six-yard box"
"After Tariq Aziz"
B
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
C Hawke Posted Jan 27, 2003
Master B - you amaze me, only recal about 20%
"In Iraq"
and "With Islam"
are the two I heard with your "After Tariq Aziz" one
CH
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Mu Beta Posted Jan 27, 2003
Hawke - I have something of a reputation in RL for being able to trot out bad jokes as the occasion demands. You need something of a repertoire for that.
"No, that's just frost on my moustache"
B
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Reddy Freddy Posted Jan 27, 2003
Favourite: "Board the ship, men!"
Topical: "What Baghdad?"
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Mu Beta Posted Jan 27, 2003
And, of course, there's the old standby.
"Right! Back on your heads, lads, tea break's over."
B
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Beatrice Posted Jan 30, 2003
and my all-time favourite, which I re-told today at lunchtime
"you put it in the microwave until its bill withers"
roll on the floor with 
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
cafram - in the states. Posted Jan 30, 2003
Ye cannae stick yer finger up me bum!
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jan 31, 2003
a ham-bush. *expires.* 
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
gareis Posted Jan 31, 2003
'Do you really think I'd ask for a twelve-inch pianist?'
(For those of you who are familiar with Terry Pratchett, this joke is alluded to in _Jingo_ and told by Nobby.)
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Ripper, the Almost - recharging writer Posted Jan 31, 2003
"Supplies!"
and
"O-I-E-I-E".
sadly I think the second one's sufficiently obscure that I'll have to start the joke at the beginning...
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 1, 2003
"Know it? I f***ing wrote it!"
...or...
"If it's all the same with you, I'll just have the soup."
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Mu Beta Posted Feb 1, 2003
Aye, I'd forgotten about the soup one.
"Och, aye: Frank Sinatra sings song, but a Walt des nae"
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