it aint where you're from, it's wear your hat

Man holding chicken in front of trippy, moving swirls in an attempt to hypnotise it!

"Anyone for scrambled eggs?"


Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm insane. To me it's all the same, I slew fnords, I slew gnibbets, I slew the M.D.F. and I spat in the Eye That Sees (not even I am strong enough to slay that beast), I met the Devil in Hell and saw through His spells. I saw God in the skies and saw through His lies. I've swam with sea badgers and dragons (and downed many flaggons). I managed to carve my name into a hoohenge stone with a rusty spork. I even had a job. Once. But none of that prepared me for the shock I had when I read the instructions on a packet of toothpicks.

Wonko was right. The world is insane and the fnords are to blame. But is an asylum the best place for it? Is it right to just lock it up and leave it to stew in its own madness?
What about lobotamy, should we just reach for the 'reset' button?

For now we must do what we can to help slow the lunacy. I've been doing my bit by hunting down and smiting as many fnords as possible - the vicious little buggers are everywhere. The worst ones are the brown ones, they bite holes in towels and are immune to cinnamon. You have been warned.

The only good fnord is a dead fnord. Dig?

my motto:


if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly bear

Name: Classified
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Nationality: Welsh
Occupation: Proffessional Bum1

Musicians' Guild Member

REMEMBER: It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't.

1DSS - The pay's crap, but the hours are good


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