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What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
The Groob Posted Feb 1, 2003
That's no good! I'm a plumber!
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Beatrice Posted Feb 10, 2003
"Are you all right in the back there lads?"
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Ed Posted Feb 10, 2003
Ah yes, the "Walt Disney" one reminds me of another couple that only work in a Scottish accent:
"Nah, ye cannae get Dryboroughs doon there, man."
"Mixin' ma toasties."
Both rabbit jokes too, as you'll probably guess.
And here's a couple that only work in a Brummie or Black Country accent:
"You ca' wash yer 'ands in a buffalaaw."
"Cuz it still 'ad the spokes on it, loike."
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Mu Beta Posted Feb 10, 2003
Or another Scottish one:
"No, you're right, it's a macaroon."
B
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Beatrice Posted Feb 10, 2003
or the Norn Iron equivalent:
No, you're right, it's a meringue!
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Feb 10, 2003
You didn't see the monkeys face when he tried to put the cork back in!
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
The Groob Posted Feb 10, 2003
Another rabbit punchline:
Can I have some carrots please!
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least Posted Jul 10, 2003
*valiantly tries to resurrect thread* (bad idea if you're on Pern... sorry topic drifting already)
how about...
"Cheeses of Nazareth"
"Christian, Christian, I'm a prawn again Christian!"
'...Which just goes to show that Hans who does dishes is as soft as Gervaise with a mild green hairy-lip squid.'
I love all of the above!
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What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
rainingonme Posted Jul 10, 2003
The second one sounds like one of my favourites which goes:
'It's OK, I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again, Christian!'
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Geggs Posted Jul 10, 2003
*benevolently aknowledges the recent contribution to the thread he started way back, but had since forgotten about entirely*
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jul 10, 2003
"Dead? I thought she was English!"
~jwf~
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Crescent Posted Jul 10, 2003
Still no idea....
BCNU - Crescent
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Jul 10, 2003
"I'm not telling you- you'll nick me washing!"
or
"a fridge"
and my absolute fave- Eddie Izzard's emergency joke:
"And they completely redecorate it, and it's great."
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Mu Beta Posted Jul 10, 2003
"No, you're right, it's a macaroon"
B
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least Posted Jul 10, 2003
Hebe - it probably is - I tend to file off the serial numbers on jokes so that I am a one-person game of Chinese whispers
(if you see what I mean amongst the forest of tangled metaphors)
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least Posted Jul 12, 2003
*hoping that he hasn't killed this thread instead of resurrecting it*
I've remembered another one (in the light of recent 'sport' news...
"Romeo... Romeo... Wear '4' out there, Romeo"
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 12, 2003
"Yes, but he's 
ing menthol..."
What's the punchline of your favourite joke?
Captain Kebab Posted Jul 13, 2003
Just remembered this one - always tickles me.
"About as much as I know about gas ovens, mate!"
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- 61: The Groob (Feb 1, 2003)
- 62: Beatrice (Feb 10, 2003)
- 63: Ed (Feb 10, 2003)
- 64: Mu Beta (Feb 10, 2003)
- 65: Beatrice (Feb 10, 2003)
- 66: Ed (Feb 10, 2003)
- 67: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Feb 10, 2003)
- 68: The Groob (Feb 10, 2003)
- 69: rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least (Jul 10, 2003)
- 70: rainingonme (Jul 10, 2003)
- 71: Geggs (Jul 10, 2003)
- 72: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Jul 10, 2003)
- 73: Crescent (Jul 10, 2003)
- 74: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Jul 10, 2003)
- 75: Mu Beta (Jul 10, 2003)
- 76: rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least (Jul 10, 2003)
- 77: rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least (Jul 12, 2003)
- 78: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 12, 2003)
- 79: Captain Kebab (Jul 13, 2003)
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