h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Milo, you do not know me , but here is my 2 cents.
Mardge's growl/hmmm , always gets me. I laugh easily though.
pedboy U200417

"Hi Ken Brockman here and we're 'live' in downtown Springfield. How do you know we're live? Penis. I'm here with Mayor Qui..."


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Willy singing : Ye can always go *och* DOON TOON

Apu : Spangles are not considered sprinkles, maybe in Mexico, but not here

Smithers : Photography isn't permitted at this paticular resort

Bart : I didn't think it possible, but this both sucks and blows

Apu : (Being all-american and pronouncing NY as one word rhyming with high) The NY jets are my favorite squadron

Homer : You jiiiiiiiiive turkey, you gotta sass it

Lisa: I'll be in my room!

spook

George Bush Senior: "You know, in my day, we didn't refer to our elders and better by their first names"

Bart: "Yeah, well welcome to the Twentieth Century, George"

Homer - "Oh Lord, I want to be in that Rumba, when the saints go over there!"

My favorites from Ralph Wiggum :

(To Superintendent Chalmers)
'Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers'

(At a tribute to Seymore Skinner)
'Principal Skinner is an old man who lives in the school'

Homer: "Old people don't need love and understanding. They need to be isolated and studied to see if they may have any nutritional value"
Marge: "Homer! Put down that Ross Perot campaign leaflet"

( I used to work for RP - and that's pretty accurate )

On the epsiode where you see the future and see Lisas wedding to Hugh, Bart mentions Hughs bachelor party....

Lisa: But Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.

Bart: We had one in his honour......

I had one in his honour......

::looks down at floor::

I went to a strip joint.

Quality!

'That's what they all say, they all say doh.' -chief weggum.

ebert

Lisa: "Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

Homer's brain: "What does that mean? You'd better say something or they'll think you're stupid".

I like the whole episode with the inmate of the asylum having Michael Jackson's voice, and he sings happy birthday to Lisa.

I also like the dream sequence that Mr Burns' assistant has of Burns flying through a window and lying seductively on the mat.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

My older son loves the song that Homer sings. Something about fake ID?
There's a marathon of Simpsons episodes on Sky One at the moment, due to the 300th episode anniversary being screened tonight.

Jack O'Neill in Stargate is a Simpsons fan. He says (in an episode when they've had their memories supressed) that he misses a fat man with a bald head. "The General"? "Nah, Homer".

Bart says to Homer
'Television has done a much better job of bringing us up than you Homer'

Incog.

None I can't stand them

Homer doing an impression of 'Police Academy's sound effects guy

Homer simply shouts 'HONK HONK'

Mmmmm, organised crime...

Honk, honk, honk. Gas, gas, gas. Gas, honk, honk.

'the escaped monkeys are still on the rampage, so we must remind you to keep your windows *up*.'

I am not sure if I heard correctly, but apparently 'Cheese eating surrender monkeys' is shortly to enter the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations and it was credited as being a Simpsons quote.

but i don't think it is.

Mr Burns: "In one hour I will wreak a terrible vengeance on this city. No-one will be spared! No-one!"

Kent Brockman: *Turns back towards camera, chuckles* "A chilling vision of things to come."

Chief Wiggum: Sugar made my boy here hyperactive

Ralph Wiggum (jumping up and down): I'm happy and angry!

Horace Hurlbutt: (To Lisa) You're banned from this historical society. You, your children, and your children's children.
For three months.

Homer: I used to rock all night and party ev-er-y day. Then it ws every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find two or three hours a week in which to get funky.

Homer: We don't need a thinker. We need a doer! Someone who'll act without considering the consequences!