h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh I see the thread is active again. So I can look forward to many more pages of the same tired old insults about excrement and algae. Hurray. *s rudely*

Yeah. Whoopee.

Is there something wrong with some hootooers in general or just some? I'm less than a year on h2g2 and I think variety is the spice of life.............or am i just naive?

Your naive and stupid.

Tsk

I leave you all alone for a couple of days and look at you!!!

Behaving like silly children from the playground!


Stick and Stones... little kiddies!!!







Ooops... I was a little rude then... sorry!!

Lil, does your mom regret taking drugs before you was born?

Are you always this apologetic?

Doormats...*sheesh*

Your naive and stupid what?

Shoots and Leaves ?

I am old enough to be the Granny of some of you ignorant little whippersnappers!


My mother never took drugs!

I may have had a little fun But that is none of your business!!

But looking into this thread... I see a lot of parents forgot their contraception on a regular basis!!

I wouldn't need contraception to have my whipper snapped by a Granny

Is that a request? Like walking into a supermarket and lingering by the door saying "Bun and Lettuce"?

(Yes, I know it's a book)

Your naive and stupid next posting, presumably ...

Ah the worm turns

Do you always provide a commentary while you're barbecueing nematodes?

The parentheses display a touching lack of confidence. Could have used Fowler

(The parenthetical remark was offered in hope of avoiding *exactly* that kind of tedious and banal comeback. As is this one)

Yeah Whoopee - get back to your vol-au-vents

They're human!

Some of them think they are

But I hope we're not going to insult a whole bunch of animals by suggesting comparisons.

i'm gonna take the oppurtunity to insult cordless mice and their inventors
...what kind of idiot would invent a mouse that doesn't even plug into the computer so it always runs out of battery and than you have to start finding out what all the buttons on the keyboard do while it charges up and it's really frustrating trying to jump in and out of windows (not real one's of course, only derainged crazy people would be jumping in and out of windows on a regular basis. or people with wings)

but now thats beside the point cos i came here to insult the people who invented cordless mice (i decided against the mice them selves as they couldnt help being made, so that would amount to unneccesary cruelty to animals).

so, yer all a bunch of teacakes with teacake-cosy fluff on top and strange looking antennae!! i hope that hit you guys right where it hurts!

That was a good rant!!