h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I does improve your appearance Lentilla.

I was just thinking how nicely it obscured my vision so I didn't have to look at the rest of you sorry lot.

You folks have a wonderful weekend doing what you do best - kicking puppies, stealing candy from babies, teasing hitchhikers on public roads, and unscrewing the tops from saltshakers.

Me abuse puppies? Never. Babies and hitchhikers, maybe, but never puppies.

*put ice cube down Lentilla's shirt as she leaves*

I think I've already found my niche *Continues making vol-au-vents*

s Trin *hic*.. Yep you do that darling !!

*arrives with a bucket of worms and some daisy plants*

*builds worm farm*

*watches as worms transform elephant shit into nice rich compost*

*plants daisies*

Oh! That's beautiful!

Vol-au-vents will be ready in a minute

(I've done you some nice vegetarian ones, Kea - roasted peppers, sun-dried tomatoes - mmmmmmm)

Thank-you Trin - that is really sweet.

*s over the smell of the vol au vents cooking*

Here's a tissue for that , Kea.

Hiya!!

daises...




DAISES?????





*arrgh*

Oo, look - daises! *Puts vegetarian vol-au-vents on top of one dais, other vol-au-vents on top of the other*

Enjoy

I guess the insults have ended. Such a shame, I enjoyed the playing. Oh well.

Who said we were playing with you, we were just being quiet hoping you'd sod off..

I had been gone for 4 days. You guys were far from intelligent enough to notice than, woo-pe-doo.

News flash, your vol au vents smell like elephant manure and taste worse (not that I'd know for certain what the later tastes like but from the general retching and vomiting going on by those who tasted the former I can imagine).

Ah but we have been through this insult before, and we have all decided it had the imagination of an ant.
But then we can't expect much more than a lowlife idiot as yourself.

I figure an ant would have much more imagination than that.

Those daisies smell like bubblegum-flavored vomit, actually... and those worms are ganging up on the vol-au-vents. Looks like they really like the vol-au-vents, which makes me wonder what they're made of.

As for the rest of you sorry bunch of soiled rejects from the rotten vegetable bin of a local supermarket, you need to start insulting each other more often and stop making pastries. I'm going to poke each of you in the eye with a daisy if you don't start being more mean. I mean it!

Oh - all right then ...

Lentilla - you're a git. There - I've said it and I don't care who heard me.

Zoomer *sigh* Fartknocker. Definitely a fartknocker.