h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, they're cute and small... If it weren't for them being furry, I'd say you're right, that is my ass.

So if a ram is a ram and an ass is an ass, why is a ram in the ass a goose?

he he he

Is Zoomer running for president too? Well, I'm still going to vote for Vix, though Zoomer's awfully nice too: he sent me a private handwritten note, which unfortunately I've lost now, saying that my vol-au-vents were lovely

*Lonely*, it says *lonely*! I said your vol-au-vents were lonely and no wonder!

'Lonely'? Ah - if you wanted me to make something to go with the vol-au-vents, you should have said so! * to rustle up something nice'n'nibbly*

Trin is such a caring boy!

And *nice*, don't forget *nice*. Yuck!

I guess I come here looking for unfounded insults.
And I found all the morons do congregate in here!

No, Lostit, that's a mirror. M-I-R-R-O-R. See how it works?

RF

"And I found all the morons do congregate in here!"

Sure. And we've been waiting for the those of you to arrive.
Welcome to the pleasure dome.

F*** o** and die.


And to quote from you PS: " (...) this is an introduction into a personality of a less than average mind."

True, so true.

" M-I-R-R-O-R. See how it works?"

No s/he won't. Still, do you want me to explain it to you?

Vixen ... you smell like a .


Say, have you ever looked up your nick in a English - German dictionary? Under the word "wixen"?

The trouble with you people is that you're all way too nice. Even Tube. How does a smell, when he has no nose?

Speaking of which, those vol-au-vents are starting to smell. Smell worse? Well, no. They now smell different. In fact, the dead-goat smell which they now emanate is much better than the whoops-I-left-the-milk-out-all-week smell which they had before. It's covering up the odor of Zoomer's socks nicely, though, so it's not all bad.

*pleased the exotic goat-meat vol-au-vents are proving such a hit*

Yes, the impact when they hit Tube's head is quite exhilarating. They splatter nicely!

*drives in zoo cart with elephant poo in it*

*presses a button to start the hydrolic lift working to tip the trailer*

*watches with glee as everyone dumbfoundedly just stands there looking at the huge pile of poo coming towards them very fast*



My job is done here...

Toodly pip..



Oh yeh and if I were a smelly I still wouldn't eat your scrawny ass

*fortunately -and as always when coming here she's wearing level 4 biohazard suit*


Actually the elephant poop is quite an improvement in here. Thanks MV.

The imagination in here is somewhat lacking, methinks the smells are rather unpleseant at least but thus is only because of the smell of rotting meat. Rotting meat? [I hear you ask with obvious inquistiveness (probably none at all)] Yes, rotting meat, all that wasted minds is starting to show effect.

lostit - yes rather a fitting id.

Nothing further to add.

With all the elephant poop, we should apply for one of those National Endowment for the Arts grants... we could probably claim that it's artistic.