h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Luthiena - viEna, the cat, cared for by lil old me - twelve days (aiming for 14)..memory is a joker, but the comedy is black

So your not Ena?

uh?


I know you can't get it into your thick stupid head that this isn't my house...so I'm not going to waste my breath anymore after saying it just one more time for your dumb ass...

THIS IS NOT MY HOME



There!

Nope.. I am not Ena... I am lil ol' me! Sorry for the confusion dear You are welcome to visit my PS anytime, although I have yet to establish a front page... you can still read the threads and see what lil ol' me gets up to!!


The house, don't worry about it.. you don't have to take it. The newspaper will only want a picture of yourself as the kind donor of this lovely home.. and of course the damage will be repaired before they arrrive....

It WAS a lovely dinner party in a way. The vented voles were excellent. I am relieved tho that MV has returned this space back to its customary filth.

>>>*Charges in, knocking over the table with the plates of voles with vents off their doilies on to floor...*
*Jumps up and down in manic frenzy mushing them all into the expensive carpet, scrapes up handfuls off the floor and shoves them into Trin and Kea's mouth*
*Grabs the yucky purple candles and....well best not go there, just that Zoomer and Freddy can now sing a rather nice soprano duet*
*Gets bored of trashing the dinner room, eyes the curtains and chandelier and leaps bravely from the chandelier to the curtains managing to almost simultaneously to send the chandelier crashing to the floor and ripping the curtains off the rails*
*yells* GREAT PARTAH
*and with a flourish of a curtsey, exits*<<<


I see you have started your Presidential election campaign mv

Well, I'd vote for her. *Dons "Vote for Vix - GREAT PARTAH" t-shirt*

There was that little scandal with the stained blue dress, wasn't there? Might need to silence a few mouths before you start that campaign. Try stuffing them with vented voles...

And Hellbound, I'm pretty sure I'm a few branches up on the evolutionary tree from you. At least my knuckles don't scrape the ground... and what's that on the side of your face? Ah, it's half a banana. Are you saving that for later?

I've just realized that those aren't candles that the Maniacal Vixen has trashed... they were long, purple globules of walrus snot. I'm assuming they're from Lil Ol Me's collection of walrus snot globules - otherwise known as walrus nose goblins.

Well the party certainly has left everyone in fine form


Can I have one of those T-shirts too?

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I'd apply, but I don't have a coke habit or the need to sell out to oil companies to destroy alaskan parks.

I'm sure I could run the country better if I had the above qualifications.

*s around handing out campaign t-shirts*

Designs campaign leaflets

F

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KNOCKERS!


(Just be thankful I didn't take advantage of the bandwidth available to me and break that down into letters............you FARTKNOCKERS!)

Lil Ol', those campaign leaflets are terrible. It'd be better if they didn't have a picture of Zoomer's flabby buttocks...

Wipe your arse, it's showing.



Oh, sorry. I didn't realise that was your face.

Dear Lentilla:

http://www.terragalleria.com/parks/np-image.grca0012.html
(Hole in ground)

http://members.lycos.nl/huisdier/donkey.html
(Your ass)

I just wanted you to know since everyone here said you don't know the difference.

*wonders if zoomer is also intending to run for President*