h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lil, you are a glass of broccoli juice. Now go find yourself a mid-day television host.

RF

Freddy!!

Wouldn't you like to join me?

*sigh*

NJA swivels and jiggles and slides_________________into the thread!

*husky voiced*

Peace and quiet from that brat Ena at last!!





*Sees MV and lops her head off for the Doctors Freezer*

*sneaks in after NJA and hits her repeatedly with her lady bumps of doom*

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*Grabs Ena and throw her into the pond of slime*


*husky voiced*

Daddy will not be able to save you hear darling

...s...ok, I have a spare, for just such occasions when someone happens to pass by and lop yer head off.


You know just because they make gold spandex in your sizes, it doesn't mean to say you should wear them..

*climbs out of the slime, as she brushes it off she looks from it to NJA*

You know, you two bear a striking resemblance...I always knew you were slime

Beg to differ. When I refer to a Fartknocker such as yourself being named after buttocks slapping together during the expelling of (in your case) particularly noxious gases, I do not refer to the buttocks as being a pair. In fact due to the gross deformities of your body, no single part of you is *paired* or similar to the other side of what we laughingly refer to as your *body*.

And as to the rest of you, if you can't use soap at least try water.

I have tried soap, Zoomer, but nothing seems to shift you. There's a gap in the market for a detergent that guarantees to shift Zoomer

Here's a thread y'all might be interested in participating in btw. We're trying to revive it and I thought this lot might be uniquely qualified to help: F76412?thread=263011

I am getting dizzy

Someone keeps putting me into Spooks Journal!!

Shadow, you wrote "husky voiced" but you probably meant "husky breathed", didn't you?

NJA has a very husky voice darling... would you care to come close enough to hear!

I think we call that baited breath... At least it's very fishy.

Or if it's husky breath - well, it smells like dog food.

I'm not sure why you bothered fishing that head out of the pond.

Zoomer, if you ever decide to donate your body to science, they'll give it right back.

And I'm sure water has never touched your form - if it did, you'd dissolve.

Lentilla, you're wrong, medical science would love to get their hands on zoomer so that they can see the results of all the mutations and deformities. As they would you.

RF

*contented sigh* Just like the good ole days.

*sigh* ain't it though?

fartknockers.